candycoatddalek

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If you haven't watched his romance scene without the music on yet, you're missing out on Emmrich MOANS. It's causing me to pass away.

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Somehow, some way, a human managed to acquire both a pomegranate from the underworld and fruit from the realm of the Fae, then made a smoothie out of them. Now, Hades and the Fae are in a fierce argument regarding who the human belongs to.

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You started a scam religion for a quick buck. You begin to panic when your fake god was actually a real forgotten one awakened from new worshippers, declared you it's high priest, and granted you the power of healing.

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You once saved a Crow from dying as a child. Even now that you are an adult, you still remember the Crow's words after you set it free back to its murder, "We… wiLL… RETurN… ThE… FAVor…"

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You're a ranger who's party is almost downed by a hellbeast, but you accidentally cast a "speak with animals" scroll and find that the beast's mentality is little more than a frightened puppy

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You hand Death your copy of the board game Everdell. "I hope you don't mind my assumption. Acording to our legends you really like games…This one is my favorite. I just wanted to give you a thank you gift for taking me peacefully."

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32, married 8 years this year after knowing each other for a few months. Getting married, having a big wedding has never been serious for me. Ours was literally our friends and family at the botanical gardens, my dress was an $80 clearance dress with a headpiece I made myself and a cheap pair of nice white flats.

Quick survey how old are you and do you care about your wedding like is it actually that serious for you

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I am slowly losing my mind over the shift towards video as the default media format.

I do not find this to be an efficient way to absorb information. I am bored and distracted by the time the largely unnecessary introduction is over. I can't use ctrl+f to find the specific information I'm looking for. If there are instructions to follow, I don't want to have to constantly pause and back up to the part I need.

At least give me a fucking transcript.

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🥴

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"Mission", Leonard Cohen

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promise me you'll stay on this site for 10 more years okay?

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Anyway

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for reasons i shall not discuss, a tweet

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Ancient elven god falls in love bc local woman snores louder than the voices in head telling him not too

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capybara