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candy-penrose · 19 days ago

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I love the internet 🥹

starting a blog called tim drake caught lacking and its only pictures of you doing pose 28 💀

pictureS?????? you have multiple ?

#my new fave page HELLO?#now i dont even have to do the work of exposing tim #i just get enjoy life 🙂‍↕️ the way my lord and saviour harley intended

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candy-penrose · 20 days ago

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idk man in happen to be in quite the pondering mood...

welcome to this segment of candy salad, i call it ✨️ teasing the tim-tattler✨️

my current theory on this is the REASON HE KNOWS WHAT BATMANS GOT IN HIS BAT-PACK...

is because he's actually gotten into this situation so many times someone called BATMAN on him! and knowing the bat he probably checks up on him from time to time now 🤭

#ik you were all waiting for me to confirm a fan theory or smt #i do quite enjoy messing with the timfans i must say #sorry! :p #tune in next time for what new juicy secrets i spill #PSA: I CANNOT CONFIRM OR DENY ANY OF MY CLAIMS #NO TIMS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS POST #gothamite #gotham posting #dc rp #dc rp blog #gotham #dc #dc comics #dcu

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candy-penrose · 21 days ago

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I CHEERED WHAT THIS IS SO.COOL.

hey that’s me!

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candy-penrose · 25 days ago

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I 🩷 theatre kids

#omg im posting from my job #IM TURNING INTO TIM #NOOOOOO #job= extracurricular where i have to take care of people ��

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candy-penrose · 26 days ago

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wow.

couldn't be me but

STAY SAFE OUT THERE GANG 🩷

Sometimes I forget all straight people aren't actually secretly bisexual like it's real for them

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candy-penrose · 27 days ago

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legally, i cannot in my right mind take responsibility for my rational decision-making before 6am

or after 6am :)

#gothamite #gotham posting #dc rp blog #dc rp #gotham #dc #dc comics #dcu

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candy-penrose · 27 days ago

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personally I'd love to meet @timblrdrake 🤩🤩 he's a real idol of mine he just seems so calm and cool and collected and chill and normal about things

#this has no nefarious intentions of current timportance....#teehee!#is there an organisation where i get to meet my favorite billionaire who no one can prove i actually know!#probably #someone work on that im busy in the lair rn #if anyone refers to my posts as evidence um.#it was a bit?

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candy-penrose · 2 months ago

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shhhhhh you just don't get it 😒

you have to understand the complexities and nuance to life in gotham from a philosophical standpoint, is there even crime in chaos? can principles protect you in the purge?

yeah i actually don't mean any of that DONT MURDER! but Harley Quinn though 🤭🤭🤭😋🥰😘

Tim drake looks at people and then says "do you want me to make you some form of gay?" And doesn't wait for an answer

apparently!

tim the type of guy to say “are you gonna go through life altering self discovery?” and not wait for an answer

#yeah im something of a philosopher or wtv #BUT WHEN HARLEY QUINN. DOES A THING #i am for thwt thing #harley quinn #WOMEN!

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candy-penrose · 2 months ago

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YOU TAKE THAT BACK SHES GORGEOUS AND I LOVW HER SHE CAN DO NO WRONG.

Do I need to dig out the PowerPoint again.

Tim drake looks at people and then says "do you want me to make you some form of gay?" And doesn't wait for an answer

apparently!

tim the type of guy to say “are you gonna go through life altering self discovery?” and not wait for an answer

#ILL DO IT #WATCH ME #new additions to my PERFECT interesting choices pwp

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candy-penrose · 2 months ago

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REALLY? interesting choice guys

Tim drake looks at people and then says "do you want me to make you some form of gay?" And doesn't wait for an answer

apparently!

tim the type of guy to say “are you gonna go through life altering self discovery?” and not wait for an answer

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candy-penrose · 2 months ago

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OH MY GOD WHY CANT I STOP SAYING DIPPEL AND MABER. ITS A REAL PROBLEM. HELP.

#i #yeah.

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candy-penrose · 2 months ago

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I feel like this is smt deadpool would say... CURRENTLY JIMMING THE CAMERA 👀

#TOONIES!!

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candy-penrose · 2 months ago

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And what if I faked my death RIGHT NOW hm.

With time to prepare of course cause after the 4th time people stop believing it so you gotta get creative

#I’m scared #I HATE CALLS #ALSO YOU BOTH ARE A LITTLE CRAZY TOGETHER CAN WE NOT #wish me luck!

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candy-penrose · 2 months ago

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to illustrate my shock and disgust further. I'd actually rather they go for aquaman. yeah.

starting a new series called WHAT?!? cause my life is too interesting to shield from the masses 😋

WHAT?!?!?!?!?

to illustrate, me when:

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candy-penrose · 2 months ago

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starting a new series called WHAT?!? cause my life is too interesting to shield from the masses 😋

WHAT?!?!?!?!?

to illustrate, me when:

#THIS HAS HAPPENED 5 TIMES #STOP GOING FOR THESE BOYS I SAW THEM WHEN THEY STILL WERE PICKING THEIR NOSES #THEY RLLY HAVENT CHANGED THAT MUCH #STOPPPPPP #new series!#calling it #WHAT?!?: the candy chronicles as told by screenshots and diary entries

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candy-penrose · 2 months ago

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#RELATABLE! I know so many things, ALMOST NONE of them useful to me ofc 🥰

I got distracted mid doing a task and now i know how to do a faceshell for costumes

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candy-penrose · 2 months ago

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it's actually the ONE thing I support you in timtensive care 🫶🏾 @timblrdrake

#the tim man #timmitus #i should stop looking at my phone in the streets rn #i might be in #timminent danger #gotham posting #gothamite #dc rp blog #dc rp #gotham #dc #dc comics

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