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baby don’t play with me because i’ll delete every fucking word tonight and disappear like a ghost.

if i find out someone has fed my work to the plagiarism machines to get an ending because they’re impatient, not only will i do everything in my power to find out who you are and expose you irl, i will also show up to your house, punch your mother in the head (because you definitely still live with her) and shit in every single pair of your shoes before i beat the fucking brakes off you. choose wisely.

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i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

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Twitter seemed to really insanely (Unreasonably) like this one so I guess I will post it here also

I was just silly doodling a strange experience I have and apparently I am not the only person who has it because it's currently at 82 Thousand likes and Climbing and it has boosted my measly little six hundred and seventy follower number on there to like almost 800 and like. I Don't Understand gjfjfhdsg

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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Having ADHD is so fun because sometimes youre looking for something that you use regularly and definitely put away in a smart and reasonable place and you have absolutely 0 hope of remembering where and finding it. And then other times ur like "hmm I need a some kind of small pointed object. I feel like i remember seeing a paperclip under the left couch cushion a month ago, i wonder if its still there" and it is

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the power of boop really does bring us all together. i don't know who half of you people in my notfis are. i would die for you

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Everyone rn:

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But I would boop five hundred times, And I would boop five hundred more, Just to be the mutual who booped a thousand, Times until my mouse hand's sore...

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Since the booping has returned, reblog if it's okay to spam you with boops!

I wanna be polite and not spam random people without permission , ,

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Happy Halloween!! Eat lots of candy and stuff!!!

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has this been done before

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It is time

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For science!!!!

(Please reblog if you vote! :D )