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confusing Odysseus and Orpheus is like confusing a liar and a lyre. send post

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any computer people wanna explain how the hell this works

it wont let me do shit bc i apparently have 81 gigs of apps clogging my c drive, but my largest app is 0.4gb?????? its not system applications either because system is its own segment of storage. wadda hell are you talking about

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do you have an "about" page with relevant information about yourself (eg pronouns, a name you go by, etc)? only i like your blog but always feel strange about following blogs with no face so to speak

I’ve answered this before so we’re going to do this bullet points style

-If there are categories of people you don’t want to follow please assume I belong to all of them

-If you need my demographic info before you can decide if you agree with my opinion or not please disagree with my opinions

-Please assume I am up to no good - this is a good thing to assume with any blog on here - even blogs with faces may be no-faces in disguise

-All of the information you want has been posted here at one time or another if you want to know but I like having that threshold of difficulty in place - if you want to get your creep on I want you to have to work for it

-I am hoping the irony of your having sent this ask anonymously is not lost on you

And, for all bloggers everywhere, a quick reminder: you don’t owe anybody jack shit!

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am i wrong

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Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

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PSA for Switch owners

The latest 11.0 update means that Google Analytics is a thing on the switch and turned on. What that means is that Nintendo has a deal with Google to share with them your data for advertisement purposes.

To turn it off

go to the eShop

go to your profile where your funds and account info is

go down to the bottom of the page

there you will see “Google Analytics Preferences”

select the Change

select “Don’t Share”

Please spread the word. Really shitty of Nintendo to just quietly start allowing Google to spy on users for advertising.

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I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year

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Canon/Headcanon likelihood chart

So I've been thinking about @macdenlover 's "levels of headcanon" chart (about how heavily a HC is influenced by canon), so I decided to make my own scale about how likely a HC is to be true (including different levels of canon) using queer cartoon characters as examples :)

I just spent an hour making this because I was bored. Enjoy.

Inspiration:

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Small joys on Tumblr:

When your notes make a perfect cat

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your tumblr experience is not complete unless you follow:

the great beast

strange transgenders

the depressed gamer

prolific but unmarketable artist

1 old white guy who posts shit like: photo of vinyl record collection, photo of breakfast, photo of beautiful fat woman, photo of cigar

extremely niche interest

robosexual

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one off gag from my notes

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Sticky hand wall update

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magical girl transformation but theres no pretty lights or sparkles just grotesque and blood curling body mutation layered by the sounds of joints cracking bones snapping and muscles twisting unnaturally and she looks like a normal magical girl at the end

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heya! for your gyftmas mistletoe special id like to request Underfell Papyrus! If he was already chosen however id like you to change it to someone that wasnt (like Horrortale Sans or Swapfell Papyrus) Hope thats okay!

@candy-anon-imagines - figured I'd combine these two.

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Boss is... quite frankly, adorable.

You'd never say it to his face, stars forbid, you value your hearing a little too much for that. And others would look at you like you're insane for using such an adjective on the tall grump of a skeleton, but you know him better.

Which is why you have to hold back the urge to tease him when he presents you with a tray of your favorite cookies on Gyftmas, despite that they're his least favorite... and probably most people's.

Peanut butter oatmeal.

Bee and Midas bitch and moan about the lack of sugar cookies, but you happily stuff your face while thanking Boss - who simply flushes and makes some sort of excuse about how he didn't have the ingredients for the other cookies anyways. You'd call bullshit, but like you said, he's adorable.

And, you've set a trap for him.

Just as he puts another batch in the oven, you sidle up next to him to watch him work, leaning against the island.

"Thanks again for the cookies, I feel like I should thank you tenfold, given all the gripes you're getting because of me."

"I TOLD YOU, I JUST HAPPENED TO HAVE THE INGREDIENTS-"

"Uh huh."

"DON'T MAKE ME REGRET BAKING YOU ANYTHING, I STILL HAVE TIME TO BURN THESE NEXT ONES."

"You would never burn something in Vant's precious oven."

His shoulders slump in defeat and you finally get a smile from him.

"You Got Me There."

"I got you here, too." You point above you both, to the mistletoe you planted here earlier. He follows your gesture, only to glance back down at you with a raised bone-brow.

"I See What You're Truly After, Kitten."