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dan talking shit about strangers within hearing radius vs phil joking to strangers about being a thief

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chillin at the ambient red lighting and horse store.

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keep thinking of this tweet and trying to not crack up in front of women

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Why are you pantsless around your cat? That seems really weird to me

Like I don’t mean to shock you so maybe sit down but my cat is rawdogging his whole little life dickballs naked, so

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several months without uploading he comes back with this fucking meme again

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little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

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19.01.24 Sea Stack Shack & Simple Interior

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Bovine Buddies!

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blocky possum

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gently bap your passum

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Dance as an act of rebellion. Dance as an act of joy.

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uh oh! one of your organs has mysteriously vanished! Spin this wheel to find out which one!

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amufun kyouryu-jidai 🧡 ankylosaurus

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"I wish we met sooner" is such a gentle sentiment. I love you so much I not only want you in my future, but in my past too. I want to have known you when we were small stupid kids, have held hands together as we played outside. I want to have stressed out over exams together, nudging a mug of still steaming hot chocolate against your elbow to get you to focus. I want to have told you I love you before I did anyone else. I want to have held you in my arms when all those sad memories you describe to me were still fresh wounds. I want my past to have been full of you, and full of meaningful memories with you. I want my past lives to have been spent with you, whether as two lovers, or two housecats cuddling by the fireplace on a snowy day, or two flowers that just happened to bloom on the same day, next to each other. I want to have consumed your existence and intertwined it with my own since my birth, never to be separated from you for a moment. I want to have loved you throughout it all, for all time.

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We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

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I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great