candiedlavender
creepy and sopping wet
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candiedlavender 1 day ago
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by god the chemicals
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One of my favorite Peanuts panels.
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it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering
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candiedlavender 3 days ago
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smoking is bad. unless yuo do it for gay sex reasons. then its good
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candiedlavender 3 days ago
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supposedly if i finish my work i can play video game as reward. but i see through my lies. i can play video game BEFORE i finish work, and then not do work at all.
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candiedlavender 3 days ago
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i have understood so many things about online leftist culture by the fact that when i said "your local community has people you will morally and politically disagree with but you cannot lock them out of accessing any tangible service you鈥檙e organising" one of the tags responding said "this isn鈥檛 about proshippers in here you鈥檙e not welcome" like. folks. focus with me. some of us are homeless here.
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candiedlavender 3 days ago
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just had an absolutely atrocious thought
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candiedlavender 3 days ago
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oh hp deskjet 2710e we're really in it now
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candiedlavender 4 days ago
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whatever two consenting adults do in their own privacy is none of my business 鉁嬶笍馃槍 unless theyre freaks having scary sex 馃槹
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candiedlavender 4 days ago
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I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff
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candiedlavender 4 days ago
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gothic horror rlly is just. aw fuck look at what youve done. the house has inherited your inter-generational trauma and in response has transformed itself into a metaphorical device to track the decay of the family. we're never gonna pay off that mortgage now
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candiedlavender 4 days ago
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one of the more interesting gender selectors i've seen
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candiedlavender 4 days ago
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"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????
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my beautiful children who are the same age as me
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