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Reject the "stay in your niche and cultivate a stable audience for the sake of this social media algorithm"

Embrace the "THIS IS MY HYPERFIXATION OF THE WEEK, AND YALL HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT"

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Just ignore the fact that I'm active after however long...if I have any followers left lmao.

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there's something so compelling to me about the fact that sometimes leaving a blade or bullet inside the wound it made is the only way to prevent you from bleeding to death. something about the ironic symbolism of it. when the thing designed and intended to kill you is the only thing keeping you alive.

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forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

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every friend group should have… (insp)

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"My child is completely fine!"

Your child has been listening to All Eyes On Me by Bo Burnham for the past 3 hours-

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[image ID: Text reading Texas State Aquarium staff stated that the animals have been getting a little restless. One of the employees had an idea to let some of the land animals spend time with some of the sea animals, and it has worked out brilliantly.

Putting the sloths near the dolphins was the biggest surprise of all. The dolphins are absolutely delighted with the sloths, and the sloths, normally very quiet animals, have been squeaking replies back to the dolphins for hours at a time. Who would have guessed these two species would be such a great match?

There is a photo of two dolphins in a large pool, their heads peeking out above the water to look at a brown sloth, who is hanging on a branch. End ID]

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i love when the woman in my bluetooth earbuds says connected... yes we are girl <3

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Thoughts on the moon?

gonna head up there one day and get that piece of shit flag off of her

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sometimes when i’m cooking i adjust the heat a little but for no discernible reason. just because it matches the vibes to do so

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I love not know who 95% of celebrities are. every day someone new is trending and I go "I don't know who the FUCK this is" and move on. I love that

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