instead of 7 for $27 how about 27 for $7
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got a broken heart?? put it in rice
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Do people seriously not realize how stupid it would be to vote third party
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Client: Do you do lemonade?
Me: Do we do… lemonade?
Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.
Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.
Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot.
Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -
Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!
Me: Do you mean… laminate?
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me at this point in the semester
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i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first
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when you n ur babe standing on rocks
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