cancerous-space

[cancerous-space]

[cancerous-space]

[cancerous-space]

[cancerous-space]

me

[cancerous-space]

instead of 7 for $27 how about 27 for $7

[cancerous-space]

got a broken heart?? put it in rice

[cancerous-space]

Do people seriously not realize how stupid it would be to vote third party

[cancerous-space]

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

[cancerous-space]

[cancerous-space]

[cancerous-space]

me at this point in the semester

[cancerous-space]

[cancerous-space]

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

[cancerous-space]

[cancerous-space]

when you n ur babe standing on rocks

[cancerous-space]

[cancerous-space]