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Can’t wait to watch our country turn blue on Nov 5th. 💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸Harris💙Walz

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There is no other way for Steddie to be.

Thinking about Eddie and Steve not needing words to understand each other, or at least not too many.

The way Steve says "Teddy, c'mere" with his hand stretched out and Eddie's already walking over, chin jutted out bc he knows there must be something stuck to his face.

Or how Eddie will say "Angel, you wanna...?" and trail off looking at whatever Steve's carrying. And Steve will hand it over for Eddie to help, murmuring a "thankyou".

How Eddie'll say "Baby" out of the blue and Steve will drop what he's doing to go sit on his lap and happily receive soft kisses to his jaw.

And how Steve will gently scratch Eddie's scalp when he plops down, head on Steve's lap, because he knows that's what Eddie's asking for.

How whenever one of them hooks their chin on the other's shoulders, the other knows to share whatever they're drinking or snacking on.

How when Steve bumps his forehead to the back of Eddie's shoulder wrapping his arms around him, and how when Eddie trails his hand down the back of Steve's thigh holding on to the back of his knee as he's laying behind him, they both know that means "I love you".

And how they both say "I love you, too".

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Yes yes yes!!!! 🙌

Oh for heaven's sake. They're not dating. This was a PR move, and a smart one.

Why don't we all sit back and enjoy the fact that this black woman of excellence allowed him the privilege to join her and learn from her. To center the experiences of black women all night long. How refreshing at the Oscars. He was appropriately in awe.

She was a queen and he knew how lucky he was.

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𝚁𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍: 𝐂𝐚𝐢𝐮𝐬 & 𝐀𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐚 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐕𝐨𝐥𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐢.

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Yes! Use those fingers Felix.

The part in the book New Moon where Felix lifts two fingers to beckon Edward to fight him except those two fingers are inside me

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I will never not be OBSESSED with the Famous trope + Found Family trope with the Party 😭 The headlines would be so chaotic? Like:

Famous Rockstar Eddie Munson is seen eating lunch with two time Pulitzer winner Nancy Wheeler, Highest Paid Photographer Jonathan Byers and Successful Entrepreneur Argyle Alvez. How does he know these people???

Three time Grammy Winner Eddie Munson seen in a McDonald's with World Renowned Astronaut Dustin Henderson and New York Times Best Seller Will Byers-Wheeler and Mike Byers-Wheeler. What the actual fuck???

Eddie Munson, seen in a Chicago Bulls game looking confused as hell, mere seconds after finding out his second album just went Multi-platinum, with his husband, Steve Munson. Also seen in pictures, Eddie Munson hugging point guard Lucas Sinclair and his wife, Max Sinclair. How???

MSG Sold Out Performer Eddie Munson seen in Chicago Medical Center with World Renowned Surgeon Dr. Erica Sinclair. Our insiders say that the rockstar is FINE and was only having lunch with the doctor. What in the multiverse is happening???

Eddie Munson and his husband seen in line at the book signing of rising Linguistics Author Robin Buckley. They ended up laughing so hard when they reached the author, they almost got kicked out. Turns out they all knew each other???

Rock Star Eddie Munson bringing packed lunch in pajamas to a small Chicago preschool where husband, Steve Munson and known friend, Jane Hopper works. Why??? How??? What???

Third most followed person on Instagram Eddie Munson, just broke the internet by posting a group picture with Nancy Wheeler, Robin Buckley, Jonathan Byers, Argyle Alvez, Dustin Henderson, Lucas, Max and Erica Sinclair, Mike and Will Byers-Wheeler, his husband Steve Munson and family friend Jane Hopper. HOW DO THEY ALL KNOW EACH OTHER?! WHAT A WEIRD GROUP?!

The more people speculate, the more they say shit. Like people ask them how they know each other and they all just throw out the weirdest answers.

Nancy gets asked in a press conference how she knows Rock Star Eddie Munson? Nancy answers with, "I was driving myself to California when I was 19 and I picked him up as a hitch hiker along the way. We’ve been friends since then."

Robin gets asked in a lecture how she knows the Sinclair Clan? Robin answers with, "I go way back with Dr. Erica. She once saved me from Russian Doctors trying to cut my toe nails."

Eddie goes on an interview in National TV and the host asks how he's friends with Argyle and Jon? Eddie answers with, "I got kidnapped by a killer clown when I was 17. They saved me by crushing the clown's still beating heart with their own bare hands."

Steve gets bombarded with questions online of how he knows Nancy, Robin, Jon, Argyle and even Eddie (his husband)? Steve answers with, "We were stuck in detention every Saturday when we were in senior year. We all became friends when Eddie Munson started singing Don't You (Forget About Me)."

Will and Mike gets asked in an interview about their friendship with Basketball Star, Lucas Sinclair? Will says, “Lucas once gave my dog CPR, ultimately, saving it’s life and we’ve been friends since then.” and Mike just goes, “Who???”

Erica once got asked how she knew Genius Astronaut, Dustin Henderson. Erica rolls her eyes, “That boy owes me his life. Ask him, not me.”

Dustin gets asked how he knows Eddie Munson. Dustin goes with, “Eddie once saved me from a feral army of bats and almost died. I’ve never let go of him since then.” The fans think this one might actually be true, they’ve seen the scars on Eddie, they’ve got theories and Dustin just gave them a puzzle piece.

Argyle got asked in a Business Magazine how he knows this weird, interconnected group. Argyle says, “Oh dude! Those are my life long friends! It started with a pizza van, a dead man, and a road trip to Utah. There was also a bald girl involved. In the end, the real treasure really is the friends we make along the way.”

Jonathan gets asked how he knows Eddie Munson. Jon gives the softest, sweetest smile and says, “We were in a satanic cult together.”

Jane Hopper gets asked once in public (how she knows all these famous people), someone filmed it and it went viral on Twitter. El says, verbatim, “Oh. It all started when I was kidnapped by an evil scientist who tested stuff on me like I was a lab rat. Long story short, they saved my life and they are my family.” By then people already don’t believe any of them because they all give out the most ridiculous answers. Hopper still grounds her for that even though she doesn’t live with him anymore. (Owens, who hasn't called them in 15 years, reached out with a warning).

→ Current Additions: Lucas Lie Detector & Max's Future (Scroll down the link)

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Yes yes yes!!!!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Absolutely love it 🏍️👩🏽‍❤️‍👨🏻 ❤️⏰

#TwentyFourHours #WillNEVERGetOverThis

hi. i am back. and offer you all to imagine with me the way this instagram reel is 100% eddie and reader in twenty four hours.

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I’m done

Yes daddy, I’ll get on all fours for you.

the noise i let out when his eyes suddenly look at the camera in that video…..😵‍💫

its very "i know what you do in your free time you psycho" of him

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This makes me so incredibly happy that Jess was included in the details.

I was definitely worried. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Our goth queen and witch king. LOVE THEM. 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

More new photos of Jamie & Jess at target together yesterday!! Yes Jess was there too, they’re happy together if anyone was worried. And omg Jamie asked THEM if they wanted the photograph not the other way around!! He’s so sweet. 😭😭❤️

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ai should take over corporate jobs. Their work is replaceable. #FuckTheCorporations #UnionSolidarity #UnionStrong

Just wanna warn you, sag and wga are anti ai

that’s good. fuck ai.

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This seriously needs to be written. Like I really fucking need this.

Rewrite of Stranger Things s4 where steddie are secretly together. When Eddie pushes Steve against the wall, he quickly realises that its Steve. And in his panicking brain, he doesn't give a shit that there's anyone else around, just that his Steve is there, so he drops the bottle and kisses and hugs his boyfriend.

Everyone is stunned into silence while Eddie mutters things about how he was so scared, that he didn't know what to do or what was even happening, how he was just so happy Steve was there, how he knew Steve would believe him, while Steve is holding him and staring at everyone's shocked faces.

And then Dustin is like 'hey, what the fuck???'

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Beefy, filled out, packing Joe is fantasy fueling dreams.

I know some intimacy coordinators might put extra packaging to make an actor a little bigger. I think that is all fucking natural. Imagine grabbing that ass while he’s pounding away yeah.

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So excited for the next chapter

Hawkins University, Ch 2 Bug POV

So I found you through a post that ghost-proofbaby shared.  I’m glad I found the link. I am absolutely in love with the story. I can’t wait for what happens next

I like that we saw his point of you first to get an idea of why he offered to help her and how he feels. At first him thinking, she was making fun of him, then his blushing when he realize she’s just awkward.

I wonder if he’ll except her dinner invite.

Oh my god thank you! And shout out to @ghost-proofbaby for being an amazing hypewoman (ur the best)!! I plan on continuing the alternating points of view and trying to keep to posting every Monday around 5 pm!

But thank you so much :) It means a lot to me :)

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Holy fuck fuck woman.

Ok hear me out. . . 👀

Good Girls by 5SOS Eddie

‘Good girls are bad girls that haven’t been caught’

I was listening to it otw to work this morning and I just IMMEDIATELY thought of you lol

you can’t just SAY SHIT LIKE THIS TO ME.

because it’s fucking TRUE.

because that would be the vibe of sneaking around with eddie in his final senior year. being the girl everyone thinks is so smart, so proper, so good. you speak your foreign language fluently, you make excellent grades, you’re in the good graces of all the teachers. you spend most of your time in the school library. you even fucking volunteer for extracurricular activities. the most scandalous thing about you is the fact that you wear skirts, but even those can be passed off as modest, just brushing over your knees.

and that’s what eddie fucking loves. he loves that it’s all a front, an innocent image to cover up something more wild. he loves that fact that no one else sees you the way he does. you’re fluent in that foreign language, yes — fluent enough to learn every dirty phrase you can get your greedy hands on, whispering them in his ear when you two sneak off to the back of his van and you let him have his way with you. and he never can tell what you’ve said until you explain afterwards between quick redressing and shy smiles, but in the moment he just knows it sounds fucking good. being a teacher’s pet will always come in handy, none of them blinking an eye if you occasionally show up to class with messy hair and swollen lips. completely unaware of eddie down the hall, still catching his breath in the janitor’s closet and painfully hard from all your teasing during those stolen minutes. no one ever cares to check up on you at your usual table hidden in the back of the library, just assuming you’re studying. and you are, you suppose — studying every reaction of eddie as you’re on your knees below the table, memorizing which twist of your tongue along the veins of his cock make his hands curl into fists as he tries to hold back every moan. learning how your name sounds as he whispers his prayers to you in quieted chants. and those skirts. modest to the unassuming eye, but a dangerous game to someone like eddie. someone who sees you wearing one and immediately imagines how pretty you’ll look when he whisks you away to lover’s lake after that final bell and has you straddling him in the driver’s seat of his van, pressed against him as you ride him and that pretty little skirt flares out to hide the mess you’re making of yourself and him.

and when your noises turn downright sinful, your grip on his shoulders digging in so deep it’s becoming painful with each prolonged whine, he’ll lean in to whisper and remind you of just what a good girl you are for him and only him.

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Yes yes yes yes that is most certainly a POV I would love to read.

Him all frantic and worried, knowing he’s about to lose his last chance, with her. 🥰🥰🥰

Twenty-four hours: Hour Twenty-three

Steve finally did something right. He helped her see how much she cares for and needs Eddie. It’s least you could do Steve.

I am so glad she went back and how cute that he was opening the door. Was he going to look for her? I bet he was.

The communication, fucking finally. New beginnings. To start over. I love it.

OK as much as it would be cute if it was argyle, because he was saying they were in love from the beginning. I do think it’s Nancy.

he absolutely was going to look for her (look at me, spilling all my secrets now that we're here at the end. that's an eddie pov i actually played around with writing if any of y'all are interested haha)

and i loooooove all the theories as to who it was at the end! i will say, no matter who it is, the entire group will have their time to shine and get to have a lil 'told-you-so' moment in the epilogue 100% <3 ESPECIALLY argyle and robin, those little hopeless romantics

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I get a little emotional, just a little. 🤣🤣🤣

🤷🏻‍♀️

A Change of Heart, Friday

 Got that goddamn motherfucker. How dare he? She’s nothing but genuine and kind, and he’s a piece of shit.

I hope he stumbles and falls, and when he lands his balls hit something hard and he’s in pain for hours.

I am literally wiping away tears because I felt her pain. Great writing babe.

I hope he stumbles and falls, and when he lands his balls hit something hard and he’s in pain for hours.

The way I giggled reading this. Thank you so much, your little messages are everything

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🤣🤣

And he sure does love to put that tongue to good use.

Double or Nothing: part 5

Fuck yes, yes, yes, yes. She won. He won. They fucking won.

Yes, suck the soul out of his fucking cock, then ride that dick all night.

Oh, sweet reader, Izzy knows what’s going on. I think she’s been hoping this would happen for quite some time. She doesn’t want the details of what you’re gonna do to his dick, but she knows.

By the way, I cannot find a GIF of Joe walking on stage and taking off that long coat. Or have I not been looking good enough? 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

um who needs that gif when you've got wiggly tongue joey ?????