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fic where there's a baby on board for whatever fucking reason, and somebody hands the baby to izzy thinking he'll be bad with it in a harmless funny way and they can all have a lighthearted laugh at him and then take the baby back and he'll tell them to kiss his ass and it'll be one o' those good negging bonding experiences they like to have

and he is kind of bad with the baby. but there's this vibe to it, distinctly not laughable. and he won't give it back.

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detective ???, day two

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Khm.

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i was trying to collect more shitty ms paint doodles we all use and vibe with and then i realize i also have ms paint and can just MAKE some 

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normal video game

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[image description: Fanart of Kim Kitsuragi from the video game Disco Elysium. He is reaching a hand down towards the viewer, cast in a pink hazy light. He says, "Let's take ibuprofen together". End ID.]

Image description written by @army-of-bee-assassins

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My contributions to international give Kim a knife month

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You can have sex with one real person from all of human history-who is your ultimate lay?

Kratos: I’d like to have sex with my wife who passed away 14 years ago. My body yearns for her. The ultimate downside to finding “the one” is that she may die young and leave you wanting.

Zelos: I also choose this guy’s dead wife.

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Investigating the para-natural

(dialogue from that Watcher ghost hunting series)

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a sort of sequel of @ptolemia tarte tatin where there weren't any rings but Harry, being a hoarding magpie that he is, kept some parts from the Kineema's headlights

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harry being so prominent in the photo of the phasmid feels like an intentional choice on kim’s part. as if he wanted to immortalize harry in the annals of history. long after they’re both gone, they’ll be remembered like this. harry du bois will always be the man reaching out in wonder to the insulindian phasmid. it drives me crazy, the Gaze of it is so tender.

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Disco Elysium comment sections are like the goddamn trenches my eyes r so fucking blurry from these tears

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Some intellect concept paintings for the fourth chapter of the swap fic!! I originally just wanted to do some sketches for a all of swap!Kim's skills (since I've had rough drafts for them for over month now) but I got... very carried away. So yeah you get some paintings instead!

Here's a little doodle I made in between painting:

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oh no now his hairy boobois are out

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Kim sitting sideways on the swing bc he has no reason to observe the tide going out but every reason to observe Harry's inevitable epiphany

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Redraw of that one meme, you know the one