Riley | They/them | 20yo (alt of @the-sleep-wizard)
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did you hear? the scientists. they're putting whole corns into cobs these days. what an exciting world we live in
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but what about illegally
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"58% of adults can't read above an eighth grade level. This is the death of intellectualism i am doomed to live among idiots-"I AM GOING TO EAT YOU LITERACY RATES ARE AT THE HIGHEST THEY'VE EVER BEEN IN ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY.
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this url is so fucking good I hate tumblr poachers so fucking bad at least post some stuffed animal pornography or doll content or that one gif
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In addition to removing fact checkers, Meta also added some new language to their Hateful Conduct policy:
yes this is real. as a reminder, Meta runs Instagram, Facebook, Messenger, and Threads. not that Meta has ever been an ally, but blatantly writing this in your website’s conduct policy is certainly a choice
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"58% of adults can't read above an eighth grade level. This is the death of intellectualism i am doomed to live among idiots-"I AM GOING TO EAT YOU LITERACY RATES ARE AT THE HIGHEST THEY'VE EVER BEEN IN ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY.
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Turned on TikTok today and got a video from Spiders Georg. Amazing.
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Wow I really am out here rawdogging life huh, no prescription drugs no nothing just me, my weed and cigarettes and vaping and liquor and jacking off and eating food and cutting myself and burning myaelf, and gambling, and my coke zero !
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when his face telegraphs the pun before it happens
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