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why does anyone in Gotham even bother doing crime like you KNOW the second you leave the bank with the money you just stole Bruce Wayne is gonna be chilling on a bench on the other side of the street in his bat fursuit like “hey bitch u better not be breaking the law”

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Tally Hal

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me whenever anybody says that they like me/that i’m their friend

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Corvid Christmas tree. Simple, but beautiful.

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Megatron: it's pride month, Starscream. You know what that means

Starscream: huh. what.

Starscream: do you want us to steal like. gay energy.

Starscream: what

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my grandma just tried to pronounce blorbo to ask me what it means.

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( <= green bean

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Bob Peak for Cosmopolitan, 1958-1964

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getting murdered but it's so traumatic i repress the memory and only actually die years later during hypnotherapy

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"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess

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One of my favorite Peanuts panels.

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character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

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*by "family thing" I mean something that you all do/know about/enjoy, a thing that ties you together in some way. (ex. my family is big on musicals, we sing stuff all the time together just out of the blue. I know some other people whose things are old movies, or star trek, or whatever it may be.)

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In a world full of white guys punching drywall dare to be the white guy who punches the mirror after staring into it broodingly