canadian-croissant
what a fine plot twist!
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canadian-croissant · 1 day ago
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canadian-croissant · 1 day ago
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theres a popular brand in canada called no name brand and it manufactures everything you can imagine in a grocery store and it kind of makes me feel like im in a world no one bothered to do much world building for
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canadian-croissant · 2 days ago
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to pretend that horrible people cannot make good art is another way to conflate beauty and talent with integrity and morality. the works of monsters are best examined with knowledge of the author in mind but art is not inherently reflective. human beings are creative, and habitual liars- it'd be stupid to pretend art must always be a portrait of its creator
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canadian-croissant · 3 days ago
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the front seat of the car is a type of confessional
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canadian-croissant · 3 days ago
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"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????
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canadian-croissant · 3 days ago
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[tumblr] is a beautiful website where all kinds of people come to diversify their echolalia
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canadian-croissant · 3 days ago
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canadian-croissant · 3 days ago
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9gag and 4chan should combine into 13chag. that way no ga wooby shaba na ragunga stolen and we would hooba gooba the dean nean
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canadian-croissant · 3 days ago
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he angels on my shotgun til the war's won
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canadian-croissant · 3 days ago
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beastie boys music is funny as hell one of them will say a line and then the other two will say a completely unrelated line
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canadian-croissant · 3 days ago
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losercore girlcore sitting in her roomcore
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canadian-croissant · 3 days ago
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Speaking of geoguessr, here's the funniest things I ever saw ingame
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canadian-croissant · 4 days ago
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listen I know that you love your robot boyfriend and I'm sure that he's great but his disregard for aftercare is raising some serious red flags for me
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canadian-croissant · 4 days ago
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canadian-croissant · 4 days ago
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I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff
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