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She Would Have Made Such A Wonderful Bride
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It’s a shame she’s fucked in the head.
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Only two more treatments left!
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Planning a wedding while also dealing with going through cancer treatment is interesting.
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I know it’s been forever since I’ve been on here but I figured I would post this here.
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This is my New Year’s resolution checklist.
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check out the whiskers on this dude we have at work rn
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every time i hear “very super extremely rare disorder that effects only 1% of the population” i die a little inside petition for psychiatrists to take an intro to statistics class
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Happy Pride, monsterfuckers.
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no cishets at pride! *spin kicks a grandma with a “I love my gay son” tshirt*
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I love when people accuse wei wuxian of things he didn't do and he's just like "with all due respect if I did that I would have done a better job" madly in love w him btw
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You sit on a throne of lies
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tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die
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I like how like… with every new piece of Star Wars media that paints Tatooine as more and more of a shithole where everyone is a murderous crimelord the funnier it gets that Luke Skywalker just grew up on this planet completely normal. Like I’m envisioning a normal day at Tosche Station where a cyborg biker and a  Twi'lek prostitute are stabbing each other over a bag of spice and then it just pans over to this fresh-faced nancy boy sitting at a table sipping on his blue milk going “oh golly, I sure do love power converters!”
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batman behaving like he does (aka like a little freak) makes perfect sense if you know he grew up in a manor with interior imitating a gothic cathedral it explains a lot
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