Junior in College in America Quotes from my professor's that I found funny or interesting submissions welcome!
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We're Dancing To The Tune Of The End Of The World
They Both Die At The End, Adam Silvera | Till Forever Falls Apart, Ashe & FINNEAS | Seeking A Friend For The End Of The World (2012) | x @kirstenrothbart | x @rudolphsboyfriend, my writing | If The World Was Ending, JP Saxe & Julia Roberts | Motto, Bertolt Brecht | x @your-mediocre-artist | Till Forever Falls Apart, Ashe & FINNEAS | As The World Caves In, Matt Maltese | x @bsdpromptdump | Perhaps The World Ends Here, Jo Harjo | Rural Boys Watch The Apocalypse, Keaton St. James | A Compendium Of Partial Poetry, @rudolphsboyfriend my writing
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Student 1: These kids have so much energy.
Student 2: Yeah, I'm jealous about it. We just have depression.
Student 1: It's okay. They'll experience it later.
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“Happy Corona-cation”
-costume shop professor after the other professor because our university has two weeks online after spring break.
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Reblog if your school is to switching to online classes for coronavirus
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shit i’ve heard chemistry majors say
- *student in a lab coat, cutting in the cafeteria line* YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND I DON’T HAVE A LOT OF TIME MY EXPERIMENT IS GOING TO CATCH FIREEEE
- *loud pop* student, in very calm voice: well that was painful
- lab assistant, seeing me frantically pulling on gloves: oh no. what did you do now
- professor: come on guys, don’t hate on social sciences majors… it’s not their fault they were born this way
- so i was grading your tests last night. i wanted to kill someone.
- you have five minutes until the end of class to finish the test. but i want to go outside for a smoke, so three
- *section of lab report titled “applications of compound”* i heard that a drug cartel used it to dissolve bodies, should i list that?
- “i’m synthesizing this compound in my next lab class, what kind of stuff effects the success rate and yield?” “dunno man, it depends on your karma”
- based on my recent lab assignments, i have come to the conclusion that the professor wants me dead
- dude, Fehling’s solution contains glucose, what if it tastes like lemonade? *proceeds to dip finger in and lick it* well that was a disappointment. the potassium hydroxide makes it kinda bitter.
- professor: you’ll understand this concept in your fifth year student: sir, this is a four-year program professor: oh, then never
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“Sorry, my body just took a screenshot”
-Student after hiccuping and burping at the same time.
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Studying with anxiety/depression
Today I wanted to share some tips on how to make studying easier despite mental illness. I chose to mention anxiety and depression specifically because it’s what I have experience with.
Give yourself time -I know this one is easier said than done, especially when your illness makes you procrastinate. But this will help you fight overwhelm so much I promise. Try to start doing things as soon as you can. Talk yourself into starting. Just starting, nothing more.
Divide tasks into smaller chunks -If you give yourself time, then you can work small piece by piece. Writing 10 page essay is overwhelming as hell but knowing you have to write a few words per day or just do research will help you dial the feelings down a bit.
Just start -Tell yourself you have to do this just for 5 minutes. Just 5 minutes. Nothing bad can happen to you in 5 minutes. This will get you started and once you’re in it and going, you should be able to continue for a lot longer.
Something is better than nothing -You might not be able to memorise all 20 pages or write the entire essay right now, but if you start and learn one page or write half a page, you’re already moving forward.
Done is what we’re going for -Just get it done. Not perfect, not even good. Just done. Because sometimes it’s the best thing you can do for yourself.
It’s never as important as it seems -Things always seem huge and scary but ultimately, it’s never that bad. Hell, if you really zoom out you’ll realise the most important thing is just staying alive and a bad grade isn’t going to kill you.
Priotitize -Sometimes you just won’t have the energy to do everything, so pick the most important ones and leave the rest. You might come back to it later, you might not.
Ask for help if you need it -Ask teachers, ask friends. Know you’re not alone.
Be kind to yourself -Do not beat yourself up over failing things or feeling like you’re not doing as well as others. Just realise that unlike healthy people, you’re dragging this huge boulder. Sometimes lighter, sometimes heavier, but it’s always an extra weight. And yet you’re running the same race and you’re surviving. You should be proud of yourself.
Relax properly -Make time for yourself. Do things that doesn’t involve mindless scrolling. Get all the rest you need.
I hope I helped and have an amazing weekend.
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I’ve completely overhauled my method of setting goals, and this is how I’m going to keep track of them this year to set myself up for success! Hope this is helpful for all of you :) Happy goal setting!
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So a girl from my class dressed up as a Creeper during an english presentation
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“I shouldn’t be allowed out in public.”
— Student after knocking over a bunch of paintbrushes in the art room
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"If I could get my kidney money in flex?"
Friend in dorm asking about selling kidney for school money.
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Me: what happened to fist pumping? Whered it go?
Sister: Jersey Shore
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“You have anxiety? You twerk in the hallways!”
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