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this is so amazing

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Every morning I wake up as a frog, small, slimy, simple.

I hopp my way into the living room and start swating at some flies to eat.

Then I just sit there on the floor, staring into nothingness.

Then I realise that the flies were pills and I am now a human.

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We could make a new "rise of the brave tangled dragons" or "superwholock" from this

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Housewife or girlboss or something in-between, it doesn't matter. As long as you make that dough the way you like it, you're a boss as bitch to me

Many women have very valid reasons as to why they'd rather be a girlboss instead of a housewife (no disrespect to either)

While I'm over here hiding behind a chair as my boyfriend takes the chicken nuggets out of the oven

Can't really be a housewife if you're afraid of kitchen appliances

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Many women have very valid reasons as to why they'd rather be a girlboss instead of a housewife (no disrespect to either)

While I'm over here hiding behind a chair as my boyfriend takes the chicken nuggets out of the oven

Can't really be a housewife if you're afraid of kitchen appliances

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And just when I thought I had hit rock bottom, I want to peg a skater twink

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it’s ween

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I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

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Ohio Total Solar Eclipse

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Don't worry, I’ll always be with you