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Saltburn (2023) Dir. Emerald Fennell

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need felix catton biblically, i mean look at this man

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I don’t think you’re a spider. I think you’re a moth. I’m right, aren’t I? Quiet…harmless…drawn to shiny things…batting up against the window, just desperate to get in.

SALTBURN (2023) dir. Emerald Fennell

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JACOB ELORDI as FELIX CATTON ↳long-suffering hubby of a bisexual king ↳SALTBURN (2023) dir. Emerald Fennell

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[el tridente x soldier, poet, king]

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ALBERTO SCORFANO and his FOUND FAMILY

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tra te e me vorrei trame di noi.

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Alex Turner + that thing he does during the Aviation riff

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What your favourite Italian author in high school says about you

Dante Alighieri: you got beef with like 900% of the people you know and won't stop talking about your crush. it's creepy. please stop.

Francesco Petrarca: you use the too good for this world too pure meme a tad too much.

Giovanni Boccaccio: you probably laugh out loud watching cinepanettoni but won't admit it

Nicolò Macchiavelli: egalitarian; anti-sjw; anti-feminism; #AllLivesMatter

Torquato Tasso: you think vergil's aeneid is way better than homer's iliad + odyssey. you're wrong.

Ludovico Ariosto: self-righteous ass

Alessandro Manzoni: just as self-righteous but with a pinch of #mainagioja

Ugo Foscolo: sideburn fetish

Giacomo Leopardi: i really hope therapy worked for you

Giovanni Verga: who the fuck am i kidding no one likes giovanni verga

Giovanni Pascoli: you wanna fuck your sister

Gabriele D'Annunzio: fuckboi

Luigi Pirandello: existential crisis 24/7

Giosuè Carducci: damn giosuè back at it again with the self-righteousness

Italo Svevo: just stop smoking already

Giuseppe Ungaretti: basic bitch

Eugenio Montale: you thought Leopardi was going to be your all-time fave but damn boy them cavallo stramazzato feels

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are you worried

About what? But yeah

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why Marco’s hug always seems to be so cozy in Mario?

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#the most chaotic homosexual tension ever

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Children

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Requested by Anonymous    Wylie & Vega   7.09 Copper Bullet 

Another Wega post is here

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