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* Ā Ā @šššš.ššš Ā Ā : Ā thereĀ Ā areĀ Ā walkingĀ Ā snakesĀ Ā amongstĀ Ā usĀ Ā disguisedĀ Ā asĀ Ā peopleĀ Ā Ā &Ā Ā youāreĀ Ā surprisedĀ Ā toĀ hearĀ Ā theyĀ Ā canĀ Ā flyĀ Ā Ā ?
* Ā Ā @šššš.ššš Ā Ā : Ā Ā trustĀ Ā meĀ Ā ,Ā Ā withĀ Ā theĀ Ā amountĀ Ā ofĀ Ā guysĀ Ā willingĀ Ā toĀ Ā cheatĀ Ā onĀ Ā theirĀ Ā girlfriendsĀ Ā &Ā Ā Ā fiancĆ©es Ā ,Ā Ā aĀ Ā flyingĀ Ā reptileĀ Ā isĀ Ā nothinā
* Ā Ā @šššš.ššš Ā Ā :Ā Ā howeverĀ Ā ifĀ Ā youāreĀ Ā inconsolableĀ ,Ā Ā itādĀ Ā beĀ Ā myĀ Ā pleasureĀ Ā toĀ Ā comeĀ Ā protectĀ Ā youĀ Ā &Ā Ā getĀ Ā yourĀ Ā mindĀ Ā offĀ Ā ofĀ Ā itĀ Ā .Ā Ā .Ā Ā whatāsĀ Ā ourĀ Ā poisonĀ Ā ?Ā Ā s/tĀ Ā strongĀ Ā ,Ā Ā iāmĀ Ā hopingĀ Ā .Ā Ā .Ā Ā ideallyĀ Ā brownĀ Ā b/cĀ Ā clearĀ Ā doesnātĀ Ā kickĀ Ā theĀ Ā wayĀ Ā itĀ Ā shouldĀ Ā anymore
* Ā Ā @šššš.ššš Ā Ā :Ā Ā Ā australiaĀ Ā bredsĀ Ā mutantsĀ Ā ofĀ Ā theĀ Ā creatureĀ Ā Ā &Ā Ā Ā redĀ Ā headedĀ Ā varietyĀ ,Ā Ā iāmĀ Ā convincedĀ Ā itāsĀ Ā earthāsĀ Ā hell
@š¬š„šš¦š¦š¢š§ššš¦ Ā :Ā ohĀ shitĀ babeĀ wantsĀ toĀ getĀ deep
@š¬š„šš¦š¦š¢š§ššš¦ :Ā iĀ wasĀ justĀ trynaĀ shareĀ Ā thisĀ terribleĀ factĀ iĀ learnedĀ andĀ uĀ wannaĀ bringĀ upĀ cheatersĀ andĀ honestlyĀ ?Ā iĀ loveĀ uĀ forĀ itĀ ,Ā giveĀ meĀ allĀ theĀ fuckināĀ tea
@š¬š„šš¦š¦š¢š§ššš¦ Ā :Ā iĀ haveĀ jackĀ andĀ iĀ haveĀ rumĀ andĀ urĀ welcomeĀ toĀ chooseĀ betweenĀ themĀ orĀ drinkĀ bothĀ wĀ meĀ andĀ fullyĀ regretĀ itĀ inĀ theĀ morning
@š¬š„šš¦š¦š¢š§ššš¦ Ā :Ā wellĀ yeahĀ weĀ allĀ knowĀ redĀ headsĀ haveĀ noĀ soulsĀ ,Ā butĀ iĀ haveĀ aĀ feelingĀ urĀ pissedĀ bcĀ ofĀ aĀ certainĀ redĀ headedĀ australianĀ Ā
* Ā ā Ā Ā š¬š§šš©Ā Ā āĀ Ā š©š²š š¦šĀ Ā š„
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steviefmā:
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā šššššššš Ā : Ā ššš Ā šššššššš Ā .
* Ā Ā @š¬šššÆš¢ššš¢šš” Ā : Ā future Ā & Ā drake Ā were Ā right Ā , Ā life Ā is Ā good Ā . Ā i Ā got Ā my Ā face Ā mask Ā , Ā a Ā plate Ā of Ā pasta Ā with Ā my Ā favorite Ā wine Ā & Ā beyoncĆ©āsĀ homecoming Ā album Ā is Ā blasting Ā in Ā the Ā background Ā . Ā
* Ā Ā @š¬šššÆš¢ššš¢šš” Ā : Ā i Ā donāt Ā know Ā if Ā i Ā mention Ā for Ā the Ā 1000th Ā time Ā about Ā season Ā 2 Ā airing Ā soon Ā but Ā , Ā you Ā should Ā be Ā my Ā next Ā guest Ā if Ā youāre Ā up Ā for Ā it Ā ? Ā iāll Ā probably Ā cry Ā in Ā the Ā car Ā if Ā you Ā canāt Ā butĀ ,Ā no Ā hard Ā feelings Ā . Ā
@š¬š„šš¦š¦š¢š§ššš¦Ā :Ā canātĀ believeĀ uĀ snappedĀ meĀ justĀ toĀ flexĀ onĀ meĀ rnĀ .Ā whereĀ theĀ fuckĀ wasĀ myĀ inviteĀ Ā ???Ā
@š¬š„šš¦š¦š¢š§ššš¦ Ā :Ā onceĀ iĀ getĀ overĀ thisĀ betrayalĀ iāllĀ Ā thinkĀ Ā aboutĀ beingĀ aĀ guestĀ onĀ your showĀ .Ā butĀ ifĀ youĀ stillĀ doĀ endĀ upĀ cryingĀ inĀ theĀ carĀ ,Ā plsĀ filmĀ itĀ andĀ sendĀ itĀ toĀ meĀ ,Ā thatĀ mightĀ makeĀ meĀ feelĀ betterĀ soonerĀ
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caspianfmā:
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ššššššššĀ ššššĀ !Ā Ā
šššššššĀ :Ā Ā so Ā ā¦ Ā iāve Ā been Ā growing Ā this Ā stache Ā for Ā the Ā past Ā 2 Ā weeks Ā &Ā iĀ have Ā to Ā admit Ā im Ā unjustifiably Ā proud Ā of Ā it Ā . Ā whatās Ā your Ā opinion Ā ?Ā keepĀ itĀ ,Ā orĀ shaveĀ itĀ offĀ ?Ā bearĀ inĀ mindĀ iĀ wonātĀ actuallyĀ listenĀ toĀ yourĀ adviceĀ .
šššššššĀ :Ā Ā thinkĀ iāllĀ getĀ tornĀ apartĀ onlineĀ ifĀ iĀ keepĀ itĀ ?Ā Ā iĀ feelĀ likeĀ theĀ worldāsĀ notĀ readyĀ toĀ seeĀ 70ā²sĀ kingpinĀ casĀ š¤
ššš¦š¢š„š„šĀ :Ā possiblyĀ theĀ worstĀ thingĀ iāveĀ everĀ seenĀ thanks
ššš¦š¢š„š„šĀ :Ā pplĀ onĀ theĀ internetĀ areĀ intoĀ clownsĀ andĀ dressingĀ upĀ asĀ animalsĀ toĀ fuckĀ soĀ uĀ mightĀ actuallyĀ beĀ inĀ theĀ clear
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hiĀ babeysĀ !Ā Ā iāmĀ rileyĀ ,Ā iĀ liveĀ inĀ theĀ coldĀ assĀ estĀ timezoneĀ ,Ā andĀ iāllĀ beĀ behindĀ thisĀ idiotĀ camilleĀ !Ā Ā sheāsĀ aĀ newĀ museĀ forĀ meĀ soĀ tbhĀ ifĀ thisĀ introĀ isĀ aĀ messĀ ,Ā thatāsĀ myĀ bĀ andĀ iĀ alreadyĀ knowĀ itĀ .Ā amĀ iĀ eventuallyĀ gonnaĀ fixĀ itĀ ?Ā Ā probsĀ notĀ .Ā butĀ plsĀ ,Ā kickĀ backĀ ,Ā grabĀ someĀ popcornĀ ,Ā enjoyĀ thisĀ garbageĀ fire
charlotte dāalessio. cisfemale. she/her. Ā ļ¼ Ā camille moreau just pulled up blasting broke bitch by tiny meat gang Ā ā that song is so them ! you know, for a twenty-oneĀ year old model, iāve heard theyāre really crude, but that they make up for it by being so insouciant. if i had to choose three things to describe them, iād probably say large sunglasses hiding smudged makeup from the night before, every other word out of their mouth being a swear, whirlwind romances that end after two weeks . hereās to hoping they donāt cause too much trouble ! ( riley, 22, est, she/her )
š¬šššš¬ Ā :
name Ā : Ā camille Ā rosalie Ā moreau
nicknames Ā : Ā cam Ā , Ā cami Ā
age Ā : Ā 23
dob Ā : Ā december Ā 6th Ā 1996Ā Ā
lob Ā / Ā hometown Ā : Ā boston Ā , Ā massachusettes
gender Ā / Ā pronouns Ā : Ā cisfemale Ā , Ā she Ā / Ā her
orientation Ā : Ā bisexual
career Ā : Ā model
muse Ā parallels Ā : Ā ilana Ā wexler Ā ( Ā broad city Ā ) Ā , Ā cece Ā parekh Ā ( Ā new girl Ā ) Ā , Ā sterling Ā archer Ā ( Ā archer Ā ) Ā , Ā bojackĀ ( Ā bojackĀ horsemanĀ ) Ā , Ā fiona Ā gallagher Ā ( Ā shameless Ā ) Ā , Ā david Ā rose Ā ( Ā schittās Ā creek Ā ).
šš Ā :
so Ā camille Ā is Ā the Ā youngest Ā of Ā three Ā , Ā born Ā into Ā a Ā well-off Ā middle Ā class Ā family Ā , Ā her Ā father Ā a Ā photographer Ā and Ā her Ā mother Ā a Ā former Ā model Ā turned Ā stylist
she Ā lived Ā a Ā pretty Ā charmed Ā life Ā -- Ā as Ā the Ā youngest Ā she Ā was Ā spoiled Ā rotten Ā , Ā her Ā parents Ā made Ā enough Ā money Ā to Ā take Ā them Ā on Ā international Ā vacations Ā and Ā give Ā them Ā lavish Ā christmas Ā and Ā birthday Ā presents Ā , Ā she Ā rarely Ā ever Ā heard Ā the Ā word Ā no
but Ā from Ā a Ā young Ā age Ā it Ā was Ā clear Ā that Ā her Ā life Ā was Ā already Ā planned Ā out Ā by Ā her Ā mother
as Ā a Ā former Ā model Ā she Ā was Ā addicted Ā to Ā the Ā spotlight Ā , Ā the Ā glamour Ā , Ā the Ā money Ā , Ā and Ā it Ā was Ā her Ā mission Ā in Ā life Ā to Ā make Ā one Ā of Ā her Ā kids Ā the Ā next Ā tyra Ā banks
so Ā camille Ā and Ā her Ā siblings Ā went Ā to Ā castings Ā and Ā auditions Ā and Ā even Ā competed Ā in Ā pageants Ā because Ā their Ā mom Ā was Ā just Ā waiting Ā for Ā one Ā of Ā their Ā big Ā breaks
so Ā , Ā as Ā any Ā child Ā with Ā strict Ā parents Ā does Ā , Ā camille Ā acted Ā out
small Ā things Ā at Ā first Ā -- Ā getting Ā detention Ā for Ā talking Ā back Ā to Ā teachers Ā , Ā starting Ā shit Ā with Ā girls Ā she Ā barely Ā even Ā knew Ā , Ā talking Ā to Ā older Ā guys
then Ā she Ā managed Ā to Ā get Ā into Ā college Ā parties Ā when Ā she Ā was Ā just Ā a Ā freshman Ā in Ā high Ā school Ā , Ā drinking Ā and Ā doing Ā any Ā drug Ā that Ā she Ā could Ā get Ā her Ā hands Ā on
her Ā family Ā barely Ā noticed Ā , Ā her Ā mom Ā was Ā content Ā as Ā long Ā as Ā sheĀ wasnāt Ā gaining Ā weight Ā and Ā could Ā cover Ā up Ā the Ā bags Ā under Ā her Ā eyes Ā with Ā makeup
and Ā miraculously Ā camiās Ā big Ā break Ā came Ā when Ā she Ā was Ā 15 Ā , Ā picked Ā out Ā by Ā a Ā modelling Ā scout Ā that Ā saw Ā her Ā in Ā some Ā bad Ā tv Ā commercial
and Ā it Ā took Ā a Ā few Ā years Ā to Ā establish Ā herself Ā , Ā but Ā by Ā the Ā time Ā she Ā was Ā 18 Ā she Ā was Ā walking Ā runways Ā for Ā major Ā fashion Ā brands Ā and Ā showing Ā up Ā on Ā billboards Ā in Ā times Ā square
once Ā she Ā was Ā confident Ā enough Ā that Ā she Ā would Ā be Ā fine Ā without Ā her Ā mother Ā , Ā she Ā fired Ā her Ā and Ā moved Ā to Ā los Ā angeles Ā , Ā putting Ā as Ā much Ā distance Ā between Ā them Ā as Ā possible
š©šš«š¬šØš§šš„š¢šš² Ā :
getting Ā away Ā from Ā her Ā mom Ā helped Ā a Ā lot Ā when Ā it Ā came Ā to Ā mellowing Ā cami Ā out
donāt Ā get Ā me Ā wrong Ā , Ā she Ā still Ā parties Ā way Ā too Ā much Ā and Ā doesnāt Ā take Ā the Ā best Ā care Ā of Ā herself Ā , Ā but Ā sheās Ā not Ā a Ā dramatic Ā shit-starter Ā anymore
sheās Ā actually Ā pretty Ā chill Ā most Ā of Ā the Ā time Ā , Ā even Ā when Ā itās Ā probably Ā not Ā the Ā best Ā time Ā to Ā be Ā chill
she Ā has Ā a Ā hard Ā time Ā taking Ā anything Ā seriously Ā , Ā probs Ā bc Ā sheās Ā emotionally Ā stunted Ā and Ā is Ā allergic Ā to Ā actual Ā feelings
probsĀ whyĀ sheāsĀ oneĀ ofĀ thoseĀ bitchesĀ thatĀ hasĀ aĀ newĀ flingĀ everyĀ otherĀ week
sheāsĀ not Ā the Ā nicest Ā person Ā , Ā but Ā sheās Ā not Ā a Ā bitchĀ Ā
likeĀ sheāsĀ prettyĀ cockyĀ andĀ hasĀ noĀ probĀ voicingĀ herĀ opinionĀ ,Ā butĀ sheĀ doesnātĀ goĀ outĀ ofĀ herĀ wayĀ toĀ beĀ mean
sheĀ canĀ actuallyĀ beĀ aĀ reallyĀ goodĀ friendĀ ifĀ youĀ canĀ putĀ upĀ withĀ her
althoughĀ sheĀ grewĀ upĀ beingĀ groomedĀ byĀ herĀ momĀ toĀ beĀ theĀ perfectĀ supermodelĀ ,Ā thisĀ chickĀ hasĀ theĀ mouthĀ ofĀ aĀ sailor
sheāsĀ alsoĀ oneĀ ofĀ thoseĀ Ā āĀ liveĀ inĀ theĀ momentĀ āĀ pplĀ ,Ā likeĀ ifĀ sheĀ wantsĀ toĀ flyĀ toĀ greeceĀ forĀ theĀ weekendĀ ,Ā sheĀ willĀ .Ā ifĀ sheĀ wantsĀ toĀ turnĀ herĀ backyardĀ intoĀ aĀ carnivalĀ ,Ā sheĀ willĀ .Ā herĀ lifeĀ philosophyĀ isĀ vĀ simple
soĀ thatāsĀ allĀ iāveĀ gotĀ !Ā Ā iāveĀ gotĀ aĀ plotsĀ pageĀ rightĀ hereĀ andĀ wouldĀ literallyĀ killĀ aĀ guyĀ toĀ getĀ someĀ cutenessĀ andĀ someĀ angstĀ forĀ thisĀ chickĀ soĀ plsĀ likeĀ thisĀ andĀ iāllĀ slideĀ intoĀ urĀ dmāsĀ !Ā
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