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This kid somehow got himself a degree

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Some journalists really need to be fired

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Hey look an amusing animated adaptation of scp

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the media: GAME OF THRONES IS BACK me:

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[Scene: a nervous-looking older man meets with a millennial in a darkened alley.]

Millennial: what's the target?

Man: I don't know if I want to do this.

Millennial: people don't come to us until they've made up their minds.

Man: Alright. Styrofoam cups.

Millennial: Six months and they're gone.

Man: Can millennials really kill styrofoam cups?

Millennial: we can kill anything, but not cheaply.

Man: I can pay. I work for a plasti-

Millennial: I don't need to know and frankly I don't care. One of us will deliver a routing number to a Zurich account. Two billion euros, then we start.

Man: Al..alright.

Millennial: It will be your last chance to reconsider. Once the money is processed you'll have no contact with us again.

Man: I understand. It has to be done.

Millennial: then it's sealed. The cups will join chain restaurants and diamonds in the void.

Man: Thank..thank you.

Millennial: We don't require thanks. Participation is its own trophy.

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New PETA ad looks like two guys had a threesome with a chicken and she completely blew their minds.

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Thought I’d upload the best part of this fight as it’s own thing

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It’s been an emotional week. I wanted to share this encounter I had with a very hateful man on the Pittsburgh bus because it reminds me that there are brave people in this world. Let’s all do everything we can to stand up for each other.

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I could win Americas next top model tbh

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