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2028 we鈥檙e all voting for the giant hand that washed spongebob when he had the suds #bluewave
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I'm so mentally stable you can park a horse in my brain
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what if biden just drone strikes trump and then fakes dementia when confronted about it
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馃攳 how to tell if your coworker is misogynistic or you're just really sensitive and maybe lame
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The Three Legendary Beasts as Beanie Babies馃挋鉂わ笍馃挍
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no i am not immune to early 2000s pop-punk music that fucks a little harder than everyone likes to admit
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following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting
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The switch from Daylight Saving Time to Standard Time which will take away my glorious hour of daylight in the afternoon and give it to the early morning is just another example of how Morning People are an oppressive class in modern society
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mooooooom, phineas and ferb are doing DIY hormone replacement therapy!!!!!
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i may not be conventionally attractive but the freaks and weirdos think i鈥檓 hot and that is what matters most
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drunk horny is wild like i鈥檒l have a couple drinks and the animalistic need to rip her clothes off becomes insanely uncontrollable
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