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“How offensive can I be without being too offensive?”

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@haneko69

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“Although I don’t really have any place to judge, In my humble opinion, calling your friend’s mother ‘bed senpai’ is quite concerning.”

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Sentence meme (Torture my character version)

Make them cry

"I never loved you."

"You’re the reason they’re dead!"

"It’s all your fault!"

"Who could ever love you…?"

"You’re so stupid. So weak."

"Just go away. I don’t want you here."

Blackmail them

"Who would’ve thought a sweet thing like you would have such a secret?"

"I’ll tell everyone. Scream so loud the country will hear."

"I have a friend with a radio station, you know. Broadcast it all over the city."

"If you want this back, you’ll do whatever I say!"

"Be a good little slave, you don’t want your secret out, do you?"

"I know everything. I can ruin you."

"Beg me, and I might consider keeping my mouth shut."

Interrogate them

"Sing, birdie."

"I know exactly how to make you talk."

"You know some fascinating things, don’t you?"

"I’ll use your greatest weaknesses against you, and you know I know them all."

"I have means of extracting information from you."

"I might play with you a little longer after you’ve talked. You’re too cute."

"You’re tough. But I’ll break you."

Yell at them

"You idiot! You dumbass! You- you fucking moron!"

"You’re absolutely useless, aren’t you?!"

"What the fuck have you done this time!"

"You don’t care about anyone but yourself!"

"You’re not human! You’re a monster!"

"You’re a disgusting little rat!"

"You’ve fucked up for the last time!"

Physically hurt them

"What, can’t take a punch?"

"I’ll kill you!"

"It’s only a scratch, asshole!"

"Don’t move, or I’ll shoot you!"

"I’ll slit your damn throat!"

"Kiss my shoes or I’ll stomp your head in half."

"I didn’t mean to draw blood, but oh well."

"That’s going to bruise."

Torture them… gently

"You want some of this cake? C’moooon, beg for it!"

"Guess what? SURPRISE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE!"

"Tickle-tickle-tickle! Kitchy kitchy koo!"

"Whaaaat? Is this yours? You can’t have it back, it’s mine now!"

"I’ll stop singing when hell freezes over!"

"Get in the locker, shorty!"

"Annoying? Me? Annoying?"

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Peeks in

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"I see. It must be a good game, then.  I apologize for interrupting."

"Oh, yes I’m alright. Just playing something…Thank you for your concern."

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Does Iwaizumi-San eat vegetables?

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cerebrum-cati

"Excuse me, you've been sitting in the same spot for twenty minutes. Are you alright?"

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psa:

I try my best to keep track of threads when they pop up in my activity feed, I have things in drafts (so many drafts its frightening) and slowly make my way through things. I apologize for sometimes taking so long to reply. It doesn’t mean I don’t like you or the thread. It’s just about how much time I have and what mood I’m in.  That being said, If there’s ever a time when you’re not sure if I have your thread, or if I’ve taken a long time to reply and you really want the reply, do not hesitate to ask me about it. I don’t mind being asked about a thread. It’s completely possible that I missed it somehow, and I’d totally be willing to pull it out and prioritize it for you if I can. I won’t think you’re bothering me. In fact, it’s nice to know that someone is eagerly waiting for my reply. 

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"Yes." It seems everyone is losing team members lately. Strange. "Your teammate? May I ask his name?"

"Eh? O-Oh, aren’t you Fukurodani’s setter…? Sorry, I was just looking for my um…teammate…”

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"You are very strong, Iwaizumi-San. I am glad Oikawa-San has such a reliable friend."  Although he felt a bit bad, because with great friendship came great responsibility. "Where is this playground?"

                          『 Knowing Oikawa, he’s probably being held up by                             some girls he’s flirting with. 』  He   commented   in                             return before shrugging his  shoulders  lightly.  Why                             did he even bother with that dumbass anyways?               

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Something Exciting about RPing. 3+ Experience. Come rp with me soon.

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I do hope this isn't some strange mating ritual between friends. "No Homosexual?" Doubt it. Most likely the homosexual has hit it's peak and must find the nearest homosexubro. This has taken a turn for the worst.

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fireflywings 

"Can I help you?"

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"It's possible, he moves quickly enough. I do hope we catch them before they move on, assuming they're there." Honestly, things would be so much easier if Bokuto-San could stay put. At least Iwaizumi-San was pleasant.

                                  『 If they are together, then we can only hope for the                                     best. Maybe we’ll find him at the  new  playground?                                     Oikawa  could  have  taken  his  nephew  there,  but                                     who knows. No, it’s fine, really. 』

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atruetrashcat

Sighs. "Welcome to the Good Burger, Home of the Good Burger, please tell Bokuto-San this isn't necessary."

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"Heavens, I hope they aren't together somewhere." That would certainly end badly. "Bokuto-San gets hyped up easily, so somewhere that is full or energy? Still, I apologize for this mess."

                           『 I’m actually trying to find a certain Seijou captain,                              so I don’t mind. Any ideas on where to look? 』