I'M CAL! I'm a he/him, she/her, they/them mess! aka i'm genderfluid and GAY. I absolutely love Sam and Max and Various Other Series! A Stuppy is Stoat + Puppy
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just so you know, you have some followers who enjoy/write fanfiction. not saying their urls rn bc i don’t wanna air out dirty laundry in public but if you want them so you can block and report, just say the word and i’ll dm you a list

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I used to love to climb on my parents and use their arms as a swing, I imagine Petey likes to do that too.
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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
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❤️ I've been thinking about you
❤️ I've been thinking all about
❤️ the shit that we gon do
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A Valentine's themed outfit U ´꓃ ` U ❤️
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Noir Sam taking a smoke break (max went to the convenience store 5 minutes ago, he misses his husband)
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I got a little crazy with the ALT versions of Small and Shaun and everyone hehe
mitchell is kinda scary
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because the fans of dogman are also fans of sam and max, here
i hope this is their dynamic in a dogman cartoon
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So I started playing Hit The Road very recently and look, I'm 99% sure this is merely a hint for later in the game, but whenever you use the twine on Max, Sam says this, and I love it because this can be either sexy or murderous or both
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