calpico-ocean
calpico-ocean
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calpico-ocean 8 hours ago
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IS THIS THE FRENCH ANTI SMOKING PEDOPHILIA CAMPAIGN
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calpico-ocean 8 hours ago
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im watching a mental health video and its like "are the things youre worrying about in your control? will they matter six months from now?" yes bro馃槶馃槶馃槶now what馃槶馃槶馃槶
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calpico-ocean 16 hours ago
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i was jerking that thang and got my first ever nose bleed. put a damper on things.
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calpico-ocean 5 days ago
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I GET TO SEE OLIVIA RODRIGO LIVE
AGAIN!!!
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calpico-ocean 5 days ago
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i remember where i was last kissed. but i dont remember the day anymore.
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calpico-ocean 6 days ago
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im in love with my plug
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calpico-ocean 6 days ago
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when the dude im sexting wanna eat me out but ive been on my period for over three months
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calpico-ocean 7 days ago
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angst so angsty im nauseous
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calpico-ocean 7 days ago
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youd think 4 months later i would be able to not randomly sob my eyes out at 3am
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calpico-ocean 13 days ago
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late night thoughts are crazy. rn i cant stop thinking of all the ways id get away with murder if i was in a situation where a demon came up to me and said i could live happily ever after with my ex but only if i killed someone.
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calpico-ocean 13 days ago
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i have ocd which means that i never stood a chance once i realized that i crashed my car 3 times and i got dumped by the same man 3 times. its over for me bro
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calpico-ocean 16 days ago
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its 4:22am and this melatonin tastes like his lips
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calpico-ocean 18 days ago
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i had a dream where i got back with my ex and i was like super excited about it and then i woke up and was like damn it was all a dream but at least when i go to sleep hes there so i went back to sleep and resumed the dream and then i woke up fr because i didnt actually wake up the first time. it was cray cray
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calpico-ocean 20 days ago
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i cracked and went back to his instagram and hes still one of the most gorgeous people ive ever seen but he has a stupid fucking haircut now
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calpico-ocean 20 days ago
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that was genuinely one of the craziest shits in my life. home alone, still a little hungover, took adderall for the first time in months, ass naked, sweat literally dripping down my sides and my armpits squelching with every move, legs asleep, dry ass mouth got me making old people mouth sounds, playing every phone game i got and doing my duolingo lessons, toes curling. i literally saw god in that bathroom.
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calpico-ocean 20 days ago
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i forget that i can post here and this site isnt just for porn and to randomly open when im bored. like ill have random thoughts and no one to share them to but hey!!!
anyways im really enjoying this poop rn. its been an hour and a half and i really need to take a nap before work but im having fun. like adderall shits and angry birds reminds me of high school. good times.
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calpico-ocean 26 days ago
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i hope everyone is safe during the fires and snow storms. even the conservatives.
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