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DO NOT DO THIS
I swear to fuck, swifites will happily plunge us into a fascist dictatorship because they're incapable of thinking about LITERALLY ANYTHING except Taylor fucking Swift, the rapist bigot lover.
YOU ARE GOING TO GET PEOPLE KILLED DOING THIS. I'm dead fucking serious - if trump wins, people will die. And every single fucker who wrote in this blonde billionaire bitch is getting added to my "personally fucking responsible" list, because you can't shut the fuck up about Taylor Swift long enough to be serious about something that has a GLOBAL FUCKING IMPACT.
Yes, I'm pissed. I'm not sorry. Fucking shut the fuck up about this over hyped piece of shit talentless bitch and live in reality for FIVE FUCKING MINUTES.
@shitswiftiessay I need you to see this, this might be one of your best examples yet. Holy fucking hell.
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one time i was getting my wisdom teeth out and it was my first surgery and i was so scared and i begged and pleaded my boyfriend (now ex) to come with me or to at least let me stay over after. he said yes but then the day of, changed his mind. i was sobbing in the chair, they had to wait for me to calm down to start. when i got home i was breaking down from the pain and how bad everything hurt and i cried and cried to him and he still wouldnt see me.
like 8 months later, i had a really really bad case of the stomach flu. i was in the hospital because they thought it was appendicitis. (again, only surgery experience being the wisdom teeth). i had spent all day by myself in my room throwing up, i had shit my pants, i almost collapsed in the shower, i was falling apart. i had to sit in the waiting room for 6 hours, sobbing the whole time in the chair because of how bad my body hurt. i wanted my appendix to burst so that at least someone would see me.
he told me he would show up and wait with me. it took him 5 hours, i was already admitted. after they confirmed it wasnt infectious, i begged him to lay down with me. i needed him. he refused. i asked why and he said "i just dont think its a good idea" i think he was just embarrassed.
you dont think about these things until the relationship was over. about how they arent really there for you
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i did everything right and he still left me and he did everything wrong and i still love him
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this except the complete opposite and one of general education professors made me write 20 pages
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oh my hod im nkt honna make t out of here alive tell my mom i love her
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i am pooping and i just wanted to say thay i love crashing out
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oh my god chase is so hot, when hes doing his little soft spoken voice hypnosis whatever thing SHEEESSHH
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cool andreil fanart 😁
they didnt include neil's scars 😞
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ADHD + OCD is a deadly combo when youre tryna get over a breakup. my thought process is like grieving, the less i think about it, the more im moving on. well my brain very much likes to forget that im not thinking about him and also obsess over it. and when im tryna come up with bedtime scenarios, my whole catalogue is just him
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