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who knew that taking the medication that makes you not eat and shit your guts out would make you feel bad

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oh my god these farts are crazy. haha ladies am i right

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youve never lived until youve had adderall farts and tear up a public bathroom at 9am. feel like im in high school again

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i cant tell if im finally getting my freshman 15 even though ill only be a freshman for one more week, or if its just a post break up weight gain. either way, my pants dont fit and i want to kill myself. time to take my adderall again

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Trashiest fandom alive.

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my vibe just died, life ruining

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dating is scary, what if they find my asmr youtube channel

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i got my groove back!

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UGGGGHHH IM SUCH A SHIT FUCKING DRIVER

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Trump voters on tiktok are EXTREMELY mad about the following:

They just found out what tariffs are

They just found out what denaturalization is

They (particularly black and Hispanic trump voters) just found out that other trump voters are racist

Leftists and liberals don't want to be their friends (they are furious about this)

Leftists keep telling them they hope they get what they voted for (they are really mad about this too)

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i love chocolate

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god i suck at clearing out photod

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some days i feel okay but on days like these i miss my ex

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and like it sucks because im a really funny person. like objectively, many people agree that i am hilarious. but now that i have a rebound crush thing on him i get nervous and im just so unfunny. ugh. its hard being a teenage girl

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so theres this cute guy at work, and hes a couple years younger and hes really funny. we have good rapport and i have fun joking with him. i call it a crush but honestly i think its just something to help me move on from my ex. he kinda looks like him after all. he has a girlfriend and theyve been dating for two years. i think he likes my manager more than me, which sucks cause shes mean to me and is just awful but she treats him better than the other employees and theyre always joking. i feel like the main character in a disney channel movie where the bully gets the guy and the protag has to struggle to move on from her ex.

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im not saying that im stupid but when he refused to wear a condom i decided that instead of leaving his ass i should accommodate him by getting a birth control implant, that way he could rawdog all he wanted. jesus christ,