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i used to do this thing when people would angrily disagree with me in a forum thread where i would immediately pretend to launch a text-based rpg called TOWER OF THE WIZARD and provide them with settings and scenarios and prompt action inputs from them and for some reason they would start playing it every time

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There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

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of course i know what mormons are they’re the stuff i take to grow titties

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"we're all going to be using and leaning into spatial computing" this is a telltale sign of rich techbro brainrot. "oh lets reinvent the kitchen timer but worse and connected to wifi" fucking idiot

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Bat Pussy has one of my favorite origins of any film of all time bc no one knows who made it, no one has ever come forward and verified having worked on it, and it seemingly just appeared out of the blue in the store room of a p*rno theater in tennessee

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ohhhhhh what a sweet little man.... why are you dressed for jail... what is your crime..

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@soureggsauce i found you and apparently you're a familiar

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A HUGE thank you to everyone who's watched, contributed & spread the word about Games To Get Excited About Fest!

This is the first time I'd done anything like this and the amount of positivity around it has been overwhelming. You all rock! ♥️

The full video is available here:

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two pairs of booty shorts with either sign on each

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so "incubus" means someone who lies on top of something, and "succubus" means someone who lies underneath something, and the former also turns up in the word "incubate", which means to lie on top of an egg. To ensure closure we could therefore posit an analogous term "succubate", which would be something like this:

he is succubating.

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I see you've noticed my overhead mural of mushrooms. That's myceiling.