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“He doesn’t belong to you or Bryan Danielson or anyone. He is a soldier under MY command.”

Nah for real tho mox saying Yuta belongs to no one in one breath and then saying he’s under his command in the next

the gaslighting and control is too fucking real

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He's literally a version of Bryan that they can control is the thing. They're literally keeping him around to do Bryan's moveset on command like a dog on a leash

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cowboys never die. they just ride off into the sunset

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Ospreay and Davis came out looking like they were in their 'I'm going out to get Doordash' clothes. Literally no one does it like them.

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Sex isn't real. It was just made so you have something to compare pro wrestling to.

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Boring as fuck.

I guess Yuta wasn't that upset about the way his aunt died. Or something. I mean, why make something like that part of the storyline if you're going to do something like that?

But I'm sure something will happen that'll prove Moxley was right. Moxley always has to be right.

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TONYYY

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I can't even begin to explain how much the BCC has meant to me. It’s incredible how we connect with certain wrestlers so deeply that they end up holding a special place in our hearts.

BCC forever.

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The saddest thing about the BCC storyline is that Mox and Claudio are still convinced of their love for Yuta, he is their precious boy that they spent years molding into a violent wrestling machine, just like they are.

So now they are just waiting for him to follow as he always has, and like toxic parents it is beyond their comprehension why Yuta would stay with Danielson when they proved to be stronger, after all, it is the pursuit of violence that has always guided the BBC.

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ETA: correction that the tweet is incorrect saying this was after wrestlemania, it was after Bryan’s first wwe title. See my prior write-up here

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mox & bryan aren't divorcing, they're just adding a little spice to their relationship through erotic asphyxiation & power dynamic changes.

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whenever i have a new hyperfixation, i suddenly need to know everything about it and find every single fanart/fanfic and it eventually becomes my whole personality because its all i can think or talk about. Even my whole family has to hear me yap about it. i cannot like something in a 'normal way'

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we are so cooked man, so, so cooked....

thranduilandlokisimp on tiktok

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My three girlfriends (yes they smoke weed)

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Being a girl is: wanting to go to bed early but deciding to just get on tumblr/wattpad/Ao3 for a little bit and then end up finding a fic series that you really like and read until well past your usual bedtime then keeping on because it’s already past your bedtime. Then being mad when you wake up in the morning because you overslept your timer.