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my contribution to the parkour yaoi tag👍

that's it that's the post goodbye

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my beloved weirdos

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he forgot the script

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seeewaatt world is mine

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hc that Seawatt was really religious before fighter level was wiped out. probably his whole family was really religious. once he knew that his home is going to be wiped, he stayed at the temple for hours and prayed. but god didn't hear it, or maybe just ignored his words. either way, he stopped believing in god after that.

every time Evbo said anything about parkour god being good and helping him he felt SO angry and betrayed

seawatt praying to the parkour god after dying and he's like. in the afterlife or whatever, crying and cursing him so angry and left behind, begging to know why he didn't help him. why didn't he save him. what's wrong with you!? don't leave me here all alone!! where's my mom?!? where's my mom

only for evbo to show up because he's the parkour god now, gently wiping away his tears because he won't be left alone ever again

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i love seamavbo as a ship bc theres 2 of the most gorgeous people and so many artists draw them with sick ass designs

and then theres just a guy in a hoodie (who's also THE Parkour God)

it really is beautiful. like this is our fucking cast:

a beautiful egyptian babe who basically runs an entire civilization by himself with mommy issues and hoards of knowledge who may secretly be deeply lonely, otherworldly creature who looks like they could eat nether stars for breakfast but is actually just annoying and absolute ass at parkour despite being the champion, and the white guy who's also god

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birds need to pluck old feathers to keep the wings in good condition!

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Would you guys still love me if I made minecraft fanart

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dysphoria is gonna be the end of me

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AMBURU MY BELOVED

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Sketches from the last chapter of "And They Were Roommates" , fanfic by @dreadpirateurania13, thanks for your service 🫡💞

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headcanon: what if I gave this man a pistol

okay so I wanted hugo and varian to have different fighting styles despite sharing the same skill set as alchemists and I wanted their weapon of choice to also strongly reflect the kingdoms they came from.

for varian, he has his staff and throughout their quest he uses it often to illuminate the group's path, especially in darker places—which makes sense because he's from corona, the kingdom of light.

so for hugo, being from ingvarr aka the iron kingdom of warriors run by technological advancement and utilitarian system—I imagine him owning a pistol that he made himself that he specifically modified to accommodate alchemy wherein his ammos aren't bullets but rather alchemical compounds instead (think like Varian's project obsidian in season 3 but on a much smaller and portable scale) and he's made a built-in switching compartment so he'd have element variety of compounds as ammos ready to go. (think like Honey Lemon's chemistry purse)

it just made sense to me that he'd know how to make and use a firearm (frankly even his DnD counterpart knows how to use a riffle) considering his mentor Donella is a royal engineer and arm's dealer (at least basing this from Varian's Tangled Trials Lore by @i-found-you-justine-time) he's bound to pick up a thing or two from observing and watching her work—plus this provides a practical explanation to why he chooses to wear fingerless gloves instead of a full safety gloves like Varian—because he needs that extra mobility to pull the trigger faster.

and this also says a lot about his character because he made it solely and purely for self defense, designing his weapon with the intent to only immobilize opponents rather than actually inflicting serious harm to others.

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team radical !

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they're both idiots actually cause bayards can be summoned

based on this tweet:

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hot take

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WOPPEEE HUGO ROTTEWANGEE

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Do you guys think varian had the capabilities to make crystal meth