Without just one nest a bird can call the world home. Life is your career. -Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club
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Perhaps I found the girlfriend I’ve been looking for all along
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ron: it's not fair. you get to do all of this cool stuff, just 'cos you're the chosen one
harry: wanna swap? we can polyjuice into each other, and you can get chased by dragons while i hang out with my alive and caring family
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--Stucky Fanfic Rec Masterpost--
My Fics/Tumblr Tags (Writing by Me and Others I’ve Reblogged):
OhCaptainMyCaptain (AO3)
Tumblr Ficlets
Tumblr Drabbles
Rec Lists:
STUCKY STARTER KIT
My Favorites (Contains 38 Fics)
The Captain’s Rec List #1
The Captain’s Rec List #2 (Bottom!Steve Edition)
The Captain’s Rec List #3
The Captain’s Rec List #4
Shrinkyclinks/Skinny Winter Recs (skinny!Steve + WS!Bucky)
Stucky BDSM Fic Recs
Sub!Bucky Edition (BDSM)
Bottom!Steve + No AU’s Edition
Bottom!Bucky Edition
Random Rec List (Contains 8 Fics)
Random Rec List - RECENT Stucky Fics (Contains 10 Fics)
Daddy!Kink Edition
Starkbucks Edition (Steve + Bucky + Tony)
Dark!Stucky Edition
Stripper!Stucky Edition
Fic Reviews:
Mutually Perturbing Attractions by radialarch
New York, Quit Calling by sleepingintheculdesac
Left And Slow by Salmon_Pink
Steve Rogers at 100: Celebrating Captain America on Film byeleveninches,Febricant, hellotailor, M_Leigh, neenya, tigrrmilk
Misfits by gryffindor17
A Piece of Silly Affection by Reccea
Grace by delicateclarity
We Require Certain Skills by trinityofone
Get All You Can Take by dsudis
tell me i’m your national anthem by lanyon
Ghosts by shaish, playingfordean (aprofessortale)
Schrodinger’s Romance by the-stonedsoldier (InTheMiddleOfNowhere) (**Need to redo this review because it was originally rec’d to me by a follower and I hadn’t actually read it yet, and now that I have - and love it, by the way - I need to do a proper one)
4 Minute Window by cesperanza
We Three Alone by boopboopbi
You Could Go Blind From That by shanology
Give Me Your Filth by dsudis
Revenant by stele3
The End As We Know It by MissMoustachio
My Bookmarks on AO3:
Contains 170+ fics
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Look through any window, Laurent Kronental
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me walking into a cvs at midnight: i need to lift a curse
employee: aisle 5
me: thanks
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harry: i'm just saying, dumbledore's secretly a time-travelling ninja, and you can't prove otherwise.
ron: alright. suit your elf.
harry: what
dobby, wearing a custom armani suit in bright green and orange: sup
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[training their new employee at WWW]
George: Now, normally, your boss will tell you that the customer is always right.
Fred: This is a false notion.
George: In fact, the customer is usually a moron.
Fred: And an asshole.
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>>> Smallville - Pilot - 1.01 (10.16.01)
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What is your favorite scene with Tom [Welling]? “One of them was when he’s giving me mouth to mouth in the pilot. You can just see my lips quivering with laughter. I was just saying stuff like “Can we get Tom a tic tac before this take? I don’t want to lose the moment!” He’s like“Dude, shut up!” - Michael Rosenbaum
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1.Don’t throw out your hair, a bird may get to it and make a nest and you will have headaches/go crazy.
2.If you want somebody to come back, sweep salt behind them when they leave.
3.Don’t sweep over someones feet, its considered bad luck.
4.If a spirit calls out your name don’t answer back.
5.Watch who you let in your house, they bring their spirits with them.
6.Don’t tell people your plans, they may pray against you.
7.Don’t let anyone play in your hair, they can put their energy on you.
-via Mama & Grandma
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How to Use an Apostrophe
[via The Oatmeal]
Yes, we’re talking to you.
Click here to buy the poster.
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i cleaned and rearranged my room for fall, it feels so good
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