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4th session in a nutshell

(really tho, every red/yellow tried to kill her except for Pearl)

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please, op was my father. you can call me prev

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kittenheavenpov on tiktok

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HOLLY AND I FOUND SCHLATT'S BOOK HE LEFT FOR QUACKITY IN THE CASINO

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genuinely would rather have two thousand people add a cringe ass comment on my post than everyone silently reblogging aside from queue tags and content warnings

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at the grocery store getting mad at the fruit and vegetables for thinking so highly of themselves when just a few years ago they came home with me for 99 cents

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lili reinhart they could never make me hate you or even slightly dislike you 🤍

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trump is appointing mike huckabee for ambassador to israel, I'm sure a man who believes gaza and the west bank shouldn't exist and is 100% into the whole 'israel is necessary for the End Times to happen' is going to be better for palestine than the lady who called for a ceasefire and wanted to end the fighting in gaza

Yes, because if there’s someone I would want as the ambassador to my country, it’s an evangelical. The same people who cheered at the slaughter of 1200 people on Oct. 7th because it was another step closer to the prophecy that armies will destroy Israel in the bloodiest battle of all time and those who survive will be converted to Christianity. I’m sure he has the best interests of the nation of Israel at heart.

The fact that so many far right Israeli politicians know evangelicals want to use their people as essentially a mass human sacrifice and work with them anyway for political gain is disgusting.

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You know I am sure Mel will get out of this at this point, she already two separate death fake outs.

Yeah there’s no way the Black Rose is would kill her, she’s too valuable alive.

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Ody, telling his stories from war to Telemachus: and then me and athena got in a fight and she left...

Telemachus: WAIT- you were the friend athena was talking about???

Odysseus: ATHENA CALLED ME A FRIEND???

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When Heimer and Ekko where sneaking in and I thought "Let him have his fun it's been a while since he could get up to some good old fashioned Yordle mischief".

Heimer left the government and turned to crime like a week later.

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I think the greatest irony of my life is when the cafeteria at my college changed all the lights to blue bulbs for “autism awareness”, which fucked with my sensory issues badly enough that I could barely stand to be in the building

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Was laying in bed on my phone and dropped it and it bounced off my boob like a cartoon