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Average Riddler and Penguin Interaction

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(Bruce has just, so,so many children. Where is he even finding them….)

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Waiting for the bus simulator

bus due in 5 mins

bus due in 4 mins

bus due in 3 mins

bus due in 2 mins

bus due in 1 mins

bus due in 0 mins

Whoops we forgot to send the bus again

bus due in 30 mins

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Steve loses his hearing, tells no one, and has been ‘faking it until he makes it’ ever since.

He’s kinda hoping that he’ll wake up a lip reading expert one day but it hasn’t happened yet, but it’s fine.

Most of his friends talk at him instead of with him, so it’s okay if he misses some of the finer details. He doesn’t think he’s missing much until -

“Dating?” He asks. “You’re dating someone? Who?”

Eddie pauses and looks at him. His mouth moves to say, “You.”

“Me?”

“I asked you out a month ago,” Eddie says. “You said ‘sounds great.’”

“Oh,” Steve says, realization dawning slowly. “Yeahh, that’s what I say when I can’t figure out what you said.”

Eddie gives him a look like he’s bugging out, “What do you mean? I said it to your face.”

“Well, yeah,” Steve nods. “Lip-reading isn’t like, a science. It’s hard sometimes.”

“Why are you reading my lips?!”

“Because I’m deaf!”

“You’re deaf???” Eddie asks. He looks exasperated. “Since when.”

“Since before I had a boyfriend,” Steve replies, nudging him. “Sorry. I didn’t really tell anyone about it. I still have a boyfriend, right?”

“Yeah. Of course,” Eddie says and then curls his hand into a mimic of a telephone. He holds it to his ear before bringing his hands together into a gesture of a bird.

Steve frowns, “Don’t call Robin.”

Eddie looks directly at him and mouths, “I’m calling Robin.”

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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

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I felt like an answer was warranted ;)

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season 3

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Okay, Pride Month is almost over... Pack it up homos...

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Forever thinking about how Dean stabbed and shot Cas when they first met, meaning he knows FULL WELL that it doesn't hurt Cas in the slightest, but he still has to always protect Cas from guns that can't hurt him

Meanwhile Cas:

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what’s the differential for little birdies telling you things?

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blood on his tits. sorry what

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No more apologizing for being horny on main. No more horny jail. We’re horny prison abolitionists. No gods, no masters! Wait. Okay maybe a few masters. Alright but no bars will hold us! No whips and chains will — fuck, hang on, let me start again.

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Benny from the diner and Wayne Munson having a thing on the down low for years. Just when they have the time, when they can but it's nobodies business.

Wayne and Eddie going to the diner every weekend as a nice thing for them to do and because they - for some reason Eddie is unaware of - get to eat there for free.

Benny always personally serving the two of them their breakfast and talking with them for a bit. Eddie getting more suspicious of it as he gets older because well Wayne has never gone on dates with women...and sometimes Benny comes over when Eddie is gone and they run into each other on their way in and out...and Wayne gets kind of flustered talking to Benny even after all these years.

Wayne eventually letting Eddie in on the secret and he's so excited because it's a gay person! His own uncle! He's happy and growing old with someone he loves that is a man! And Eddie immediately comes out to him and it's so sweet.

Then he starts getting closer to Benny because Wayne loves him and he feels he should put in that effort.

Eddie bringing Steve in to his "favorite diner, the best in town" and telling him he "knows a guy who will let them eat free."

They're waiting on their food and it's totally not a date but then Benny comes to personally serve the food and chat as always and he knows immediately. Eddie is smitten with this boy. He knows not only because Eddie is obvious but because he acts the same way around Steve that Wayne acts around Benny so he recognizes it.

He's all cheeky like "who's this nice man then Eddie?"

Eddie stumbling along his words but eventually just saying it's his friend Steve.

Benny obviously not buying it and Steve and Eddie both blushing as Benny tells them they're welcome here anytime. Tells Steve not too often for free though otherwise Eddie would run him out of business with all he eats. Saying he has to get back to work and telling Steve to be good to Eddie because "he's like a step-son to me" and winking at them as he left.

Steve confused because what does he mean like a step-son? Why not a son? But it's because Wayne and Benny are pretty much an old married couple in their eyes. Even if the world won't let them be. Which Steve finds out once he starts dating Eddie and runs into Benny when he's sneaking out of Eddie's window one night.

Which Benny tells him he doesn't have to do because they already know and they're glad Eddie has someone. And then he invites him to their family dinner.

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I mean you've threatened to kill me a bunch of times. You once told me you were gonna drown me in a river like a kangaroo.

[warm laugh of fond reminiscence] I did do that

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If you know you know😭

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could this be love