i saw your post abt lore olympus fans hating on apollo and i just wanna say. im so glad i was introduced to greek mythos through percy jackson. bc i look at LO Apollo and im just like “this is not my mans. who’s mans is this? nasty.”
anyway apollo is my fav god bc:
bisexual
literal ray of sunshine
music is dope
archery fun
prophecy is cool
medicine good!
partly responsible for gays
theater nerd probably
himbo
(also sorry if this is accidentally offensive, ive never been super religious so idk what can be considered rude, but you’re slutshaming zeus so i guess i cant be too bad?)
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i dont self depreciate anymore. i am hot and sexy and my meat is huge and i dont care about anyone elses opinion on the matter except my own because i am the smartest person on earth