callingkyra

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love being autistic bc i’ll be out with friends and it’s like sorry i can’t be normal i’m hearing every single person’s conversation in this entire coffee shop and also the music and the kitchen and every door that opens and closes and also the lights. sorry.

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Give me 2 glasses of wine and indeed.com and I'll have a new career by sunrise. The blue man group of Boston needs me

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walking the dog and i saw a guy about to have the best day of his life. stoned out of his mind carrying a big bottle of chocolate milk out in front of him like it was the most precious thing in the world walking Very Carefully as to not drop the milk

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I wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on

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It's my 11 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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two households both alike in dignity

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✨ Make way, it's the lesbian raptors! ✨

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shout out to bitches that cant tell you shit about their special interest. the interest that has been with me for the majority of my life is squid and despite the numerous documentaries, articles and marine biology books ive read regarding them i honest to god couldnt tell you a thing about them besides "a squid is an animal that is so cutes"

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its quite easy to make noises. oouugghhhh. aaaaauuuhhh. uwaaaaaaa. awawaaa. it comes naturally to me

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its funky jumper season x

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SOMETIME IN THE LAST WEEK MY SCHOOL PUT UP A LARGE BANNER DEDICATED TO THE :-) EMOTICON

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weird how no one ever comments on the absence of smells unprompted. the nose just isn't a topic of conversation unless it's urgent huh

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chess should have a deserter option