callingadam

[callingadam]

“If I’m your elephant, you have a shot.”

[callingadam]

What is their lockscreen?

A photo of her and his girlfriend, Sarah, which he uses as proof that she’s actually dating him ( @sarah-jhyland )

What is their background?

A photo of Sarah, him, and Chloe

What is their main ringtone?

Laugh Track

Top 3 most used apps?

Comedy Central, Netflix, Pokemon Go. 

Last 5 text messages sent?

[text to Sarah]:  Daily check in that you’re actually my girlfriend??? [text to Anna]: I’m a MUCH better singer. These are just facts sister. { @annakendrick-x } [text to Ex-Friend]: Don’t EVER say that shit about my girlfriend again. [text to Chloe]: Let’s invite Katelyn and Sarah for a social distancing game night?  { @chefchloeb } [text to Rebel]: I miss your Aussie ass. 

Last 3 phone calls? (incoming or outgoing)

Sarah, Chloe, Blake

[callingadam]

[text from Sarah] Is a pinch all you want?

[text] Well, no, not at all, but I’m trying to be a ~gentleman~

@sarah-jhyland

[callingadam]

[text from Sarah] You do? [text] I like you too, Adam.

[text]: Pinch me, I have to be dreaming.

@sarah-jhyland

[callingadam]

[text from Sarah] I would say keep talking...

[text]: Sarah, I fucking like you.

@sarah-jhyland

[callingadam]

[text from Sarah] No? [text] Like I said, just forget I said anything.

[text]: What if I don’t want to?

@sarah-jhyland

[callingadam]

[text from Sarah] I was trying to say that I like you. As more as a friend.

[text]: ... Did someone put you up to this?

@sarah-jhyland

[callingadam]

[text from Sarah] Cool. Just friends. Got it. Sorry.

[text]: What? I thought you were saying that I was just a friend,

@sarah-jhyland

[callingadam]

@callingadam

[callingadam]

[text from Sarah] Yeah... [text] Talk about stupid, huh?

[text]: Yeah, pft, who would want to like a friend like me. 

@sarah-jhyland

[callingadam]

[text from Adam] Yes, it does. [text] I really quite like you. Just throwing it out there.

[text]: You do?

@sarah-jhyland

[callingadam]

That’s old Seth Rogen too, like his glo-up is pretty real right now. Have you seen him lately? Woo! Beef cake much?

[callingadam]

ADAMDEVINE: When the depression hits cause you can't keep up with your athletic and adventurous friends so you just find yourself alone on a bunch of rocks trying to figure out how to get down without breaking an ankle. lol stupid.

[callingadam]

[text from Sarah] Well, good. That makes me happy.

[text]: Really? It does?

@sarah-jhyland

[callingadam]

[text from Sarah] Really?

[text]: Ummmm, duh. Pfff stupid.

@sarah-jhyland

[callingadam]

[text from Sarah] I don't know want to scare you off.

[text]: There’s no way that would happen.

@sarah-jhyland

[callingadam]

[text from Sarah] I have... no idea.

[text]: Do... you want to talk about it?

@sarah-jhyland