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Stop saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea”. I’ve got my eye on one specific, emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues

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BABE GET THE CONDOMS THERES A NEW DEFUNCTLAND VIDEO

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how fucking sinister is this. i cant imagine the emotion i’d feel if i saw someone wearing a jet black baseball cap with a propeller

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how fucking sinister is this. i cant imagine the emotion i’d feel if i saw someone wearing a jet black baseball cap with a propeller

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Hello Dear,

I hope this message finds you well. My name is Tahseen from G@7_@, P@1e$tine. I am a father of three children, striving alongside my wife to secure a decent life for my family. As you read this message, my family and I are hungry, thirsty, and terrified. We are homeless, depressed, and feeling hopeless. To be honest with you, I can endure all of that, but I cannot bear watching my children die from starvation. I am writing to you, pleading for your help. I appeal to your mercy and humanity to help us. Please don’t be surprised when I say that you are my only hope, the hope that can bring life back to me and my children.

During the past year, our life took a drastic turn. Tragically, everything I owned was lost. We are now enduring a slow death, living a devastating life. The basic needs of living and the harsh circumstances we are enduring have forced me to write this letter and request a hand for help. I am reaching out to you after exhausting all other options that could keep us alive. Thus, I have created a campaign to help my family rebuild our lives and meet our basic needs in these harsh conditions. My campaign has been vetted by @olagaza, @90-ghost, @northgazaupdates, & @neptunerings.

All I ask is that you please donate and reblog the pinned post on my page. Your support would mean the world to us. Here is my GoFundMe page https://www.gofundme.com/f/tahseen-family-from-gaza-not-to-feel-hungry . Please be certain that your generosity and kindness can make a huge difference in our lives and give us the hope to rebuild our home and reclaim the life that was stolen from us.

I would also greatly appreciate it if you could follow me to stay updated on our situation. I am eagerly waiting for your response and thank you in advance for your kindness and support.

With deepest gratitude

Tahseen

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shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

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ADHD hacks!! Sometimes getting yourself to do a task isn’t a matter of just starting it outright out of the blue, but instead getting yourself in the correct mindset to start it! For example, if you need to clean your room, you can start by putting on a maid dress and-

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executive dysfunction tips! It gets easier to do a task if you dress appropriately first!! It’s much easier to get started once you’re wearing the right clothes for the headspace. For example if you need to clean your room, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to make dinner, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to accept visitors, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to poison the tea that will be served to your mistress’ esteemed guests in an effort to ensure her suitors never take your mistress’ hand from you, try putting on a-

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marisa drawn in 1 hour and 24 minutes

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January 1, 2015 YASHIMA