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The first interview aka slagging off your ex for hours to your high friend who wanted to get railed by you in your coffin.

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Oh thank fuck Eric's Daniel is still listed as a main character. I can sleep soundly now.

I'm so excited!!!

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louis is gonna fuck off back to new orleans for that merry loustat reunion and he's gonna leave that geriatric man in charge of their homicidal nuclear warhead of a boyfriend like louis that twink is gonna pull a Saw Game Round 2: Electric Boogaloo on that man and his knee replacement!!! louis p l e a s e 😭

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what i wouldn't give to be in the room when the team decided to make daniel molloy a slutty 70 year old. god bless them

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When Daniel is young and erratic and crazy in love and begging to be turned even though he sees into the truth of Armand and loves him anyway, there’s still too many reasons for Armand not to accept that love. He wants so much, but he has no idea how to accept everything he’s been longing for.

But then with old Daniel it’s like. He doesn’t want to be turned. He thinks Armand is fucking weird and creepy. He’s too old and tired and sick to run anywhere. And if that Daniel (however long it takes) gets to a place where he can love Armand, then that 500 y old vampire is doomed to actual character development. Like yeah good luck still refusing to accept love bitch when you don’t even have any excuses anymore. Especially when the person who loves you is so annoyingly perceptive. He will figure you out. Like Armand totally played himself. Vampire gets dragged kicking and screaming into healing and emotional development like a toddler, more at 8.

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We are so back besties!!!!!

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#I stand with my cancelled wife

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[image description: tweet by @ eternalbrook that says "I hope Louis kills Santiago slowly, bc he deserves it and also bc Ben Daniels deserves to chew scenery for a 30 minute death scene like an opera heroine with tuberculosis"]

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no man has ever looked as good as this. ldpdl certified pretty boy of the vampire world

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guys I don't even know whether we're supposed to cry or laugh at this point

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i couldn't prevent it, sorry

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absolutely unhinged and hilarious official quotation to attach to a season renewal trades announcement  😂  😂  😂

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armand & louis playing out echoes of his relationship with marius

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if we're gonna get rockstar lestat in modern day the showrunners should at least show us him getting constantly cancelled on twitter