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i think the reason why daniel and armand would work is because, unlike all of armand’s previous relationships, daniel is a bitch that wouldn’t lie for his benefit. daniel’s whole thing is that he’s horny for the truth and violence. and armand doesn’t really know how to be a normal guy bc he’s a severely traumatized ancient vampire that probably has a personality disorder. and they’re perfect for each other! evil bitches that are into freak shit but they’re always absolutely fascinated by each other.

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it's them

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bit rich coming from the guy who's clung to his 'special human' like a koala bear the past 15 years

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Abandonment issues

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Hey IWTV fandom, so we already established that Daniel would be incredibly powerful, right?

And he is still young so probably have no sense of his powers or how strong he is. So imagine they get along with Armand for a while, and he is teaching him, and they hunt together. And one night Daniel decides to be adventurous and try something new, and he is like yeah lets try the rest thing. So they are hunting he caught a victim, and he says "Rest". And all people around drop.

And Armand let go of his victim, looking as the human is falling on the ground. He blinks, looks at Daniel and then on the people and is like:

"Huh, You killed them" with admiration

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“A bright young reporter with a point of view”

And it’s just him

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Daniel really was just an empty headed little slut with a dream and no self preservation.

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When you read @molgars' armandaniel fic of the century and then you black out and make this. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Go read it or else *knife emoji*

(bisexual lighting edtion under the cut btw <3)

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It is impossible to fully explore the depths of just how unmotivated Daniel is to make Armand into a kinder, more well-adjusted person in a post this short.

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daniel molloy matched armands freak so hard armand had to erase his memory because it was too intense lmfao

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you do not have permission to stop caring about vampires just because october is over btw. vampires are a year round event

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making that last gifset made me notice something

his wiggles

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nick nelson is the head of the lesbians protection squad.

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HEARTSTOPPER (2022 - ) I 3.06 - Body

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Armand stalking Daniel on his press tour, pretending to be a journalist, sitting in the back row and furiously scribbling ✨Mr. Armand Molloy✨in his notebook with glitter gel pen

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my favorite comments from the eric bogosian tiktok lurking insta trilogy