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When I check what I’ve accomplished with my life

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the whole party when the DM starts to play that background 14th century tavern music:

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Lady in store with pug: He's so cute! He's always snorting and grunting :)

What I said: Awww!

What I thought: He's grunting and snorting because he has chronic breathing problems as a result of being the extremely inbred abomination consequence of man playing God.

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Tom Holland explains why Anthony Mackie hates him so much

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Today I looked in the mirror and felt so bad about myself that I’ve spent money that I dont have on a gym membership. I dont know why I’ve noticed my weight gain so much recently but it’s all I can think about.

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Only 90s kids remember the real Magikarp Jump.

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overwatch thing

tag your most played hero for each class

offense, defense, tank, support

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At least your kid is smarter than you are

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i hate how me opening tumblr in the morning is a parallel to some grumpy old fuck reading the newspaper. good morning let’s read the Blue Hell Gazette.

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Me and my boyfriend got our applications approved so we're moving in together at the end of June!!! We saw the flat and talked hypothetically about living in it and we've actually got it. Time for that fresh start I've been so desperate for.