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we really live in a country where anti-quarantine protesters assemble in front of state government offices to yell about how its their god-given right as free-born americans to die of the respiratory plague they contracted working at their menial job that they hate for terrible pay and no benefits

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i am the ceo of extremely niche memes

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Adam Savage Rides in a Custom Rickshaw Carriage He Built For His Boston Robotics Spot Robot to Pull Along

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scientist voice: today i will be a dick to this cricket 

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holy trinity

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hmmm

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PLEASE UNMUTE THIS. PLEASE. 

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before the sun rises good nite

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love how within a couple weeks of being in self-quarantine the entirety of tumblr has reverted to early-to-mid 2000s era middle schoolers on quizilla

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broke cartoon character: *has 1 gray coin and 2 brown coins in their pocket*

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living in the suburbs is like mall. Movies. Mall again. Go to target. Go to gamestop. Back to the mall. Barnes and noble. Back to the mall. Chili’s. Back to the mall. Eat hot chip. Lie. And I’m SICK of it!!!!!

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4 horsemen of the apocalypse

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dude i want to eat peaches so bad. if right now i had a basket of peaches i would just have a basket due to me eating the peaches

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I think LGBT people need to be meaner again