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the wiki article on “Illegitimacy in fiction” is a masterpiece

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“Be curious about what you’re writing about” is not stock Common Writing Advice but it really, really should be. There are a lot of written works that fail due to the authors just being obviously incurious about what they are writing about.

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french kids in the 00s: mum can we get gerard way

mum: we have gerard way at home

gerard way at home:

[Image Description: A photograph of Nicola Sirkis, frontman of french punk rock band Indochine, singing and playing the guitar at a concert. He has black hair in an emo sort of cut and wears a black shirt with a bright red jacket. End ID]

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girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀

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twitter finally recommending me good stuff

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yeah sorry im the annoying strawman leftist who you cant watch fantasy with because when they introduce a kingdom and expect you to sympathize with the ruling family i roll my eyes and make an exaggerated jerk off motion

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let them live, riker

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This was in another goodwill bin and I'm gonna put the back cover under a cut just so you can experience the same sensation of flipping it over to see this:

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Fo you ever get tired of your wife's seeming obsession with discovering weird info and things? I feel like there'd only be so much "look at this niche thing I found" before I reached my capacity 🤣

No bc Im not a boring wanker

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Demons are real and they write for the new york times.

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Attention tout le monde ! Le tournoi ne commence pas encore vous en fait pas, mais quelqu'un a nominé le générique des Schtroumpfs sans préciser lequel et comme c'était en anon je peux pas dm la personne pour lui demander. Je choisirai bien moi-même, surtout que j'ai un avis, mais je laisse le choix à tout le monde alors :

Le bon :

Celui de Dorothée :

No offense btw

Notez que je vais voter

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really not even remotely similar to what i asked but thanks anyway boss

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SEETHING rn because when i was getting ready to go out my housemate saw my platform boots and told me "watch out for low-hanging branches" thinking he was being sooooooo funny and guess what i walked straight into on my way into town. well why don't you just fucking guess.

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You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

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This is why I read the reddit comments