calcmities

[calcmities]

Doing a complete overhaul of the muse list here in a bit. Some muses have gotten their own pages, moved to another multi-muse, etc.

[calcmities]

        grctia -  an  independent  roleplay  ask  blog  for  mai  kujaku  ( valentine )  of  yu-gi-oh  duel  monsters.   crossovers  are  always  welcomed  and  encouraged!  minors,  do  not  interact  with  this  blog.  mature  content  will  be shown on this blog  so  followers  need  to  be of  age.  mutliship/multi verse  but   chemistry  is  required.  mun  is  33,  goes  by  she/her  and  lives  in  cmt  zone.  please read  the  rules  before  interacting.  

                                                     𝙂𝙐𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙀𝙎

                                                     Loved By: Rei

[calcmities]

𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍𝘿𝙎𝙏𝙎𝘾𝙃𝙇𝘼𝙍 - ★ 𝙍𝙐𝙇𝙀𝙎

𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐒𝐓𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐋𝐀𝐑! 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐝𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐉𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐨 ��𝐮𝐣𝐨 𝐨𝐟 𝐉𝐨𝐉𝐨'𝐬 𝐁𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐞 𝐀𝐝𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟑: 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐂𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬. 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝟑-𝟔 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐝. Mature content will be used on this blog, and there will be no fancy editing from me. Crossover friendly, mult-ship and multi-verse. Chemistry and patience are needed for both of these things. Slow writer, lots of world building and character development. Writer is above 25, so I'm asking you be of age as well.

𝙋𝙀𝙉𝙉𝙀𝘿 𝘽𝙔: Rei

[calcmities]

𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍𝘿𝙎𝙏𝙎𝘾𝙃𝙇𝘼𝙍 - ★ 𝙍𝙐𝙇𝙀𝙎

𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐒𝐓𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐋𝐀𝐑! 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐝𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐉𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐨 𝐊𝐮𝐣𝐨 𝐨𝐟 𝐉𝐨𝐉𝐨'𝐬 𝐁𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐞 𝐀𝐝𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟑: 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐂𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬. 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝟑-𝟔 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐝. Mature content will be used on this blog, and there will be no fancy editing from me. Crossover friendly, mult-ship and multi-verse. Chemistry and patience are needed for both of these things. Slow writer, lots of world building and character development. Writer is above 25, so I'm asking you be of age as well.

𝙋𝙀𝙉𝙉𝙀𝘿 𝘽𝙔: Rei

[calcmities]

❝𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐏𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐨𝐡 𝐀𝐭𝐞𝐦!❞

𓂀 Hello & Welcome! This blog is an independent and canon divergent portrayal of the character Yami no Yugi/Pharaoh Atem from the 𝐘𝐮-𝐆𝐢-𝐎𝐡! Duel Monsters series/ season 0/ DSOD and BBT. Lots of mature and dark content, supernatural elements and the like will take place here. Crossovers are encouraged, so please feel free to interact. This muse is multi-li, so chemistry is required for this. Read the rules and we'll go from there! Minors do NOT interact, you will be blocked.

𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐁𝐲: Krys [ she/her; 33; central time zone ]

𓂀 𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒

[calcmities]

𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍𝘿𝙎𝙏𝙎𝘾𝙃𝙇𝘼𝙍 - ★ 𝙍𝙐𝙇𝙀𝙎

𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐒𝐓𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐋𝐀𝐑! 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐝𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥���𝐲 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐉𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐨 𝐊𝐮𝐣𝐨 𝐨𝐟 𝐉𝐨𝐉𝐨'𝐬 𝐁𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐞 𝐀𝐝𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟑: 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐂𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬. 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝟑-𝟔 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐝. Mature content will be used on this blog, and there will be no fancy editing from me. Crossover friendly, mult-ship and multi-verse. Chemistry and patience are needed for both of these things. Slow writer, lots of world building and character development. Writer is above 25, so I'm asking you be of age as well.

𝙋𝙀𝙉𝙉𝙀𝘿 𝘽𝙔: Rei

[calcmities]

𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍𝘿𝙎𝙏𝙎𝘾𝙃𝙇𝘼𝙍 - ★ 𝙍𝙐𝙇𝙀𝙎

𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐒𝐓𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐋𝐀𝐑! 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐝𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐉𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐨 𝐊𝐮𝐣𝐨 𝐨𝐟 𝐉𝐨𝐉𝐨'𝐬 𝐁𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐞 𝐀𝐝𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟑: 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐂𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬. 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝟑-𝟔 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐝. Mature content will be used on this blog, and there will be no fancy editing from me. Crossover friendly, mult-ship and multi-verse. Chemistry and patience are needed for both of these things. Slow writer, lots of world building and character development. Writer is above 25, so I'm asking you be of age as well.

𝙋𝙀𝙉𝙉𝙀𝘿 𝘽𝙔: Rei

[calcmities]

╰┈► 𝐻𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑜 𝑎𝑙𝑙! 𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑖𝑠 𝑎 𝑚𝑢𝑙𝑡𝑖-𝑚𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑔 𝑑𝑒𝑑𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑢𝑠𝑒𝑠 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚: 𝑇𝑜𝑙𝑘𝑖𝑒𝑛 (𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑦 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑒), 𝐵𝐵𝐶 𝑅𝑜𝑏𝑖𝑛 𝐻𝑜𝑜𝑑, 𝐻𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑙, 𝑀𝑜𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑛, 𝑒𝑡𝑐; 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑚𝑢𝑠𝑒𝑠 𝑠𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑎𝑠 𝐴𝑟𝑎𝑔𝑜𝑟𝑛, 𝐿𝑒𝑔𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑠, 𝐽𝑜ℎ𝑛 𝑇ℎ𝑜𝑟𝑛𝑡𝑜𝑛, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒! 𝐶𝑟𝑜𝑠𝑠𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦, 𝐶𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛 𝑑𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑡, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑂𝐶 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦; 𝑚𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒. 𝑀𝑢𝑙𝑡𝑖-𝑙𝑖 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑚𝑢𝑙𝑡𝑖 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑒, 21 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑢𝑝 𝑚𝑢𝑛/𝑚𝑢𝑠𝑒𝑠 — 𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑒. 𝑆𝑒𝑒𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑦𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑒𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑛𝑒𝑤 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑠! 𝑁𝑜 𝑏𝑒𝑡𝑎/𝑥𝑘𝑖𝑡 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑒𝑑𝑖𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑢𝑠𝑒𝑑.

𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐃: Jaidyn 𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒 | 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐒

𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄: John Thornton & Maid Marian (BBC Robin Hood)

[calcmities]

I am....alive! Jk, jk - I'd forgotten the password to this page. Here I am, and I'm going to work on getting it active again.

[calcmities]

╰┈► 𝑎𝑛 𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑖𝑒/𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛 𝑑𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑟𝑜𝑙𝑒𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑦 𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑔 𝑜𝑓 𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑠. 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑑 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑠 𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑙𝑢𝑑𝑒: 𝑙𝑜𝑟𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠, 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑟, 𝑔𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑠, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒! 𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑 𝑟𝑢𝑙𝑒𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑐𝑘 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑡. 𝑚𝑢𝑛 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑚𝑢𝑠𝑒𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑣𝑒 21.

𝐞𝐬𝐭: 7/09/23. 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐲: Nyxus

𝐍𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍

Guidelines | Muse List

[calcmities]

"THAT WAS WAY TOO CLOSE" PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary

are you all right? did you get hurt?

well. we're never trying that again.

that was far too close for comfort.

my life just flashed before my eyes.

i can't believe we survived that.

we won't survive another one of those.

i need a few seconds to breathe.

we got lucky with that one.

are you injured? let me see.

a little warning next time!

we are never doing that again.

tell me when you're ready, and we'll keep moving.

who's not dead? sound off!

[name]? can you hear me? are you all right?

when did that start happening?

just... give me a second.

that can't happen again.

well, that was... unexpected.

i could have used a heads up.

a bit of help would have been nice.

did you know that was going to happen?

i thought we were going to die.

next time you decide to throw yourself into harm's way, bring someone else.

i guess it's time to move.

that was close. too close.

i can't believe we made it out of there alive.

one more step to the left and we would have been dead.

they nearly spotted me.

i hate it when you do things like that.

remind me never to listen to you again.

ugh, everything hurts.

i think i broke something.

i'll be fine. just give me a second.

i thought you said you had this handled.

feel like my heart's about to explode from my chest.

i'm still shaking.

they were looking right at us. how did they not see us?

next time, you're doing that.

you could have told me that was going to happen!

we made it out by the skin of our teeth.

i don't like close calls.

had you just warned me ahead of time, i would have handled that a bit better.

how did they miss us?

i like your hiding spot.

we'd best be moving on then.

enough talk. we need to keep moving.

it's over. we can keep going.

we can't risk that happening again.

[calcmities]

those dolphin social hierarchies matter to him more than high school ever did

[calcmities]

🐝  *  ―  𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑺: 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑴𝑼𝑺𝑰𝑪𝑨𝑳 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺.

❛  if we changed back then, we could change again.  ❜ ❛  what can i say? i'm a sucker for happy endings.  ❜ ❛  i'm sorry, are you talking to me?  ❜ ❛  i would give anything to be like that.  ❜ ❛  are we gonna have a problem?  ❜ ❛  you've come so far, why now are you pulling on my dick?  ❜ ❛  time for you to prove you're not a loser anymore.  ❜ ❛  you can join the team or you can bitch and moan.  ❜ ❛  mr. no-name kid, say who might you be?  ❜ ❛  it's fine if you don't agree, but i would fight for you if you would fight for me.  ❜ ❛  happiness comes when everything numbs.  ❜ ❛  does your mommy know you eat all this crap?  ❜ ❛  i learned to cook pasta, i learned to pay rent; i learned the world doesn't owe you a cent.  ❜ ❛  you heard it man, it's time to rage!  ❜ ❛  so wait, it's lime, then salt, then shot?  ❜ ❛  you're doing it wrong!  ❜ ❛  really? 'cause i feel great.  ❜ ❛  dreams are coming true when people laugh but not at you!  ❜ ❛  i didn't need your help.  ❜ ❛  i can't believe you actually came.  ❜ ❛  why d'you gotta be so weird all the time? people wouldn't hate you so much if you acted normal.  ❜ ❛  thirty hours to live - how shall i spend them?  ❜ ❛  sorry, but i really had to wake you.  ❜ ❛  let's go you know the drill; i'm hot and pissed and on the pill.  ❜ ❛  you say you're numb inside but i can't agree.  ❜ ❛  how'd you find my address?  ❜ ❛  no sleep tonight for you, better chug that mountain dew.  ❜ ❛  no one sees the me inside of me.  ❜ ❛  keep going. this has to be good enough to fool the cops.  ❜ ❛  i never knew about her pain.  ❜ ❛  don't talk mean like that.  ❜ ❛  what did they do to you that you hate them so?  ❜ ❛  you are the only thing that's right about this broken world.  ❜ ❛  they'll die because we say they must.  ❜ ❛  what the fuck have you done?!  ❜ ❛  let's be normal. see bad movies, sneak a beer, and watch tv.  ❜ ❛  don't you want a life with me?  ❜ ❛  if you could let me in, i could be good with you.  ❜ ❛  so what's it gonna be? i wanna be with you.  ❜ ❛  but your love's too good to lose.  ❜ ❛  you're the one i choose.  ❜ ❛  there's nowhere to hide if i say the wrong thing.  ❜ ❛  but i believe any dream worth having is a dream that should not have to end.  ❜ ❛  no, you wouldn't understand!  ❜ ❛  try me! i've experienced everything you're going through right now.  ❜ ❛  you don't know what my world looks like!  ❜ ❛  they made you blind, messed up your mind but i can set you free.  ❜ ❛  i was meant to be yours!  ❜ ❛  don't give up on me now.  ❜ ❛  i can't make this alone! finish what we've begun.  ❜ ❛  i am all that you need.  ❜ ❛  please don't leave me alone. you were all i could trust, i can't do this alone.  ❜ ❛  no one here deserves to die except for me and the monster i created.  ❜ ❛  i wish we met before they convinced you life is war.  ❜ ❛  i wish you'd come with me ...  ❜ ❛  i am damaged, far too damaged, but you're not beyond repair.  ❜ ❛  hope you'll miss me, wish you'd kiss me.  ❜ ❛  i'd be honored if you'd let me be your friend.  ❜

[calcmities]

@kxjostarr asked:

‘ what are you going on about ? ’ (for avdol)

The Egyptian glanced at the young Joestar a moment or two before he settled back, folding his arms across his chest as he tilted his head down thinking of the best response. ❝In other words, JoJo, We're stuck unless we can some how find a way around this.❞

[calcmities]

╰┈► 𝑎𝑛 𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑖𝑒/𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛 𝑑𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑟𝑜𝑙𝑒𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑦 𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑔 𝑜𝑓 𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑠. 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑑 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑠 𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑙𝑢𝑑𝑒: 𝑙𝑜𝑟𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠, 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑟, 𝑔𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑠, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒! 𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑 𝑟𝑢𝑙𝑒𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑐𝑘 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑡. 𝑚𝑢𝑛 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑚𝑢𝑠𝑒𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑣𝑒 21.

𝐞𝐬𝐭: 7/09/23. 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐲: Nyxus

𝐍𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍

Guidelines | Muse List

[calcmities]

@etcnnante asked:

[CHECK] from polnareff to avdol !!

Warmth pressed against his face as the Egyptian found himself waking up. Little by little the darkness left his sight as a figure began to appear - eventually clearing up to show it had been Polnareff. ❝It's over.❞

[calcmities]

  𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑  𝐀𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐑  𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐇  𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

hi i love this show and i’m still mad at mattel. all quotes are taken from the show ever after high, feel free to change pronouns!

‘  i’m  sorry  ,  who’s  telling  this  story  ?  ’

‘  peace  and  crackers  !  ’

‘  oh  ,  you  can’t  hear  them  .    only  i  can  .  ’

‘  can  i�� talk  now  ?  ’

‘  i’m  sick  of  everyone  thinking  i’m  so  “  evil  ”  because  my  mom  was  .  ’

‘  it’s  not  fair  !  ’

‘  would  you  stop  with  the  worry  -  flurry  ?  ’

‘  everyone  at  school  loves  you  !  ’

‘  why  yes  ,  this  is  a  new  dress  .  ’

‘  couldn’t  go  20  seconds  without  talking  ,  can  you  ?  ’

‘  hey  ___  ,  you  look  gort  ,  i  mean  great  !    i  don’t  even  know  what  gort  means  .  ’

‘  i  could  offer  you  a  seat  ,  but  i’m  “  evil  ”  .  ’

‘  have  to  warn  you  ,  don’t  stare  at  the  teeth  ,  just  got  it  whitened  .  ’

‘  free  food  !  ’

‘  welcome  home  ,  roomie  !  ’

‘  you  are  going  to  love  rooming  with  me  .  ’

‘  i’m  thoughtful  ,  and  beautiful  ,  and  i  sing  the  most  wonderful  songs  about  woodland  creatures  .  ’

‘  this  is  going  to  be  a  looong  year  .  ’

‘  here’s  this  tiny  manual  full  of  completely  reasonable  school  rules  .  ’

‘  really  ,  ___  ?    you  wanna  play  that  way  ?  ’

‘  that’s  it  ?    that’s  where  you’re  ending  the  story  ?  ’

‘  of  course  you’d  start  with  ___  ,  always  playing  favourites  .  ’

‘  this  year’s  after  party  is  going  to  be  a  page  -  ripper  !  ’

 ‘  future  queen  !    we  can’t  let  anyone  post  embarrassing  photos  of  me  !  ’

‘  if  i’m  going  to  be  catching  z’s  for  a  hundred  years  ,  i  better  live  it  up  now  !  ’

‘  c’mon  ,  no  one’s  going  to  post  anything  bad  about  you  .    everybody  loves  you  .  ’

‘  c-can  i  carry  your  books  ?  ’

‘  i  don’t  want  to  miss  a  single  minute  of  our  first  day  ,  hi  everybody  !  ’

‘  hey  ___  ,  uh  ,  why  are  you  holding  your  hand  over  your  mouth  ?  ’

‘  my  eyes  !    i  can’t  see  !  ’

‘  this  is  highschool  !    we  got  forever  to  get  together  .  ’

‘  but  you  two  are  perfect  !    not  too  this  ,  not  too  that  ,  you’re  just  right  .  ’

‘  c’mon  ,  let’s  go  get  some  lunch  .  ’

‘  what  future  evil  queen  wouldn’t  love  an  evil  throne  ,  an  evil  crown  ,  and  an  evil  haunted  mirror  ?  ’

‘  when  she  poisons  me  ,  it  changes  everything  !  ’

‘  i’ll  go  out  the  window  !    i’ve  never  tried  it  before  .  ’

‘  man  !    i  am  good  looking  !  ’

‘  catching  damsels  in  distress  ,  it’s  kinda  my  thing  .  ’

‘  stay  here  ,  i’m  going  again  !  ’

‘  i  love  my  latte  with  a  lot  a  lot  a  lot  a  lot  of  cream  .  ’

‘  wanna  go  on  a  nature  hike  later  ?  ’

‘  new  shoes  ?    where  ?  ’

‘  i  can’t  wait  for  everyone  to  get  a  glimpse  of  the  queen  i  am  going  to  become  .  ’

‘  speaking  of  which  ,  my  dorm  room  ,  friday  night  ,  we’re  going  to  blow  the  roof  off  this  place  !  ’

‘  i  will  be  just  like  my  old  man  ,  brave  ,  good  -  looking  ,  kind  ,  good  -  looking  ,  thoughtful  ,  and  …  good  -  looking  .  ’

‘  must  you  always  be  so  dramatic  ?  ’

‘  must  you  always  ruin  my  ominous  endings  ?  ’

‘  oh  ,  rats  .    i  forgot  .  ’

‘  what  ?    i’m  not  trouble  !  ’

‘  you’re  not  supposed  to  apologise  !  ’

‘  everyone  .    i  set  up  a  bungee  jumping  platform  on  the  east  turret  .  ’

‘  you  didn’t  tell  me  we  were  here  to  be  -  hassle  her  ,  you  said  we  were  going  to  have  a  tea  party  .  ’

‘  yes  ,  i  lied  .  ’

‘  i  don’t  want  to  be  a  chicken  man  !  ’

‘  hey  ,  ___  ,  could  you  ,  uh  ,  not  sing  in  the  morning  ?    or  ever  ?  ’

‘  greatest  .    mirror  .    ever  .  ’

‘  you  never  know  if  you  need  to  look  good  on  the  go  .  ’

‘  well  ,  uh  ,  okay  ,  let  me  do  one  quick  check  -  a  -  roo  .  ’

‘  i  don’t  want  to  keep  calling  you  the  fairest  !  ’

‘  stop  breaking  character  !  ’

‘  she’s  running  unopposed  ,  again  .  ’

‘  ow  !    i’m  mean  ,  oh  boy  !    thanks  a  lot  for  the  …  pin  .    ow  .  ’

‘  you  can’t  test  us  from  chapter  1  to  34  !    we’ve  only  studied  up  to  chapter  2  .  ’

‘  never  under  -  estimate  the  power  of  a  study  party  .  ’

‘  blast  ,  if  only  i  possessed  my  poetic  skills  while  in  human  form  .  ’

‘  giants  are  terrible  dancers  .  ’

‘  AH  !    MY  EYES  .  ’

‘  shoo  !    go  !    fly  away  !  ’

‘  it  seems  like  hearts  and  destiny  don’t  always  move  in  the  same  direction  .  ’

‘  last  time  ,  they  made  me  re  -  catalog  the  entire  forbidden  books  section  .  ’

‘  thanks  ___  ,  you  are  such  a  sweetheart  .  ’

‘  love  never  waits  !  ’

‘  what  are  you  going  on  about  ?  ’

‘  that  holiday  is  dangerous  !  ’

‘  you  are  not  allowed  to  speak  to  anyone  about  this  ,  understand  ?  ’

‘  i  do  throw  the  most  excellent  parties  .  ’

‘  um  ,  you  might  not  want  to  shout  that  ,  y’know  ,  being  a  secret  and  all  .  ’

‘  stop  that  !    c’mon  ,  they  went  this  way  .  ’

‘  why  do  you  even  care  ?  ’

‘  i  care  cause  it’s  not  fair  !  ’

‘  ___  is  breaking  the  rules  ,  but  she  still  gets  her  happily  ever  after  but  i  don’t  !  ’

‘  you  got  a  plan  ?    it’s  not  like  we’re  just  gonna  find  them  in  a  romantic  moment  .  ’

‘  what’s  …  going  on  …  ?  ’

‘  you  two  are  totally  busted  !  ’

‘  i  think  the  real  question  is  what  are  you  doing  here  ?  ’

‘  we  gotta  find  a  better  place  to  picnic  .  ’

‘  please  !    you  two  can’t  tell  anyone  .  ’

‘  yeah  ,  well  ,  um  ,  i’m  gonna  !  ’

‘  ___,  this  is  going  to  knock  you  down  the  royal  rankings  .    but  don’t  worry  !    i’ll  take  your  place  .  ’

‘  this  is  the  part  where  i  try  to  solve  your  romantic  problems  .  ’

‘  whenever  i’m  around  her  ,  i  get  really  tongue  -  tied  .  ’

‘  thanks  ,  ___  ,  you’re  the  best  bye  .  ’

‘  oh  ,  sweetie  ,  what’s  wrong  ?  ’

‘  i’m  not  sure  you’d  understand  .  ’

‘  what  ?    is  it  …  boy  trouble  ?  ’

‘  oh  ,  wow  ,  hey  .    i  am  thirsty  !    i’m  going  to  go  get  us  some  lattes  ,  extra  foam  ,  double  apple  caramel  ,  right  ?  ’

‘  what’s  this  ?    i-it’s  a  love  poem  .  ’

‘  oh  !    a  secret  note  !  ’

‘  ladies  .  ’

‘  ___  ?    i  had  no  idea  he  felt  this  way  .  ’

‘  sup  ,  brother  !  ’

‘  love  is  …  complicated  .  ’

‘  the  path  of  love  is  never  straight  .  ’

‘  what’s  up  with  the  urgent  text  message  ?    is  everything  okay  ?  ’

‘  shhhh  ,  i’m  not  ___  ,  i’m  uh  ,  g__  .  ’

‘  is  this  about  you  guy’s  secret  relationship  ?  ’