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I’ve been waiting since March to post this...

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2023

BE CRINGE

DIE WITH DIGNITY

KILL ANYONE WHO HARMS YOU

LOVE NATURE

NEVER APOLOGISE FOR BEING YOURSELF

FUCK NASTY

SOUP

LOVE UNAPOLOGETICALLY

MORE SOUP

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Are you taking his hand or not

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Lets play

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This dilator from the 1910s promised to cure “piles, constipation, and prostrate problems.” It was designed to break up, your “piles” and to lubricate the rectum. The tip had holes in it through which ointment could be released. How it was supposed to cure your prostate problems can only be imagined. But with a motto like “large enough to be efficient, small enough for anyone over 15 years old,” how could you go wrong?

Once the vital spot was touched, a simple flip of a switch would send the infernal machine in to a hellish convulsive fit as it vibrated its way deeper in to your ass like an oil prospector drilling for crude. But here’s the thing: the Recto Rotor knows there’s no crude in your ass. It’s smarter than that. So what does it do? It supplies its own crude. With the turn of a dial the vent holes atop the rotor ooze a white-ish lotion all over your prostate.

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Bdubbledubs in the nether rb to point and laugh

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I’ve been waiting a year to post this

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rb to give the person u rb'd this from transgender swag

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RANCHER DUO who i am very normal about

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feel like it's time for a new one. every reblog removes one HP from charles.

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Scar auditioning for the royal guard is one of the best things ever I think

(click for better quality, you know how it goes)

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Thank you all for the outfit requests, this was fun to draw! All the lovely outfits are from here!