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Spoiler: it’s the patriarchy

Mary-Beth Knight, 2025

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Robert Wood Lynn, “The Mothman Pronounces Appalachia”

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grounding techniques, ok 5 things i can see. I see bricks, I see mortar, I see a trowel, I see a cask of wine, I see that asshole Montresor glaring at me over the top of the wall…

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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

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working on early horses, i wanted to do a quick sketch to show how small Eohippus was compared to an extant horse (this one is about 150cm tall). as you can see, it wasn't big at all. a perfect little lap horse :)

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It call comes full circle in the end, dearest.

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still thinking about "decolonising" missionary work.

the way you decolonise missionary work is by not doing missionary work

the way you decolonise missionaries is like this:

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Collecting books is great until you have to move all of them at once and realize that every one of the little bastards weigh about as much as a brick and collectively have the mass of a neutron star

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studio ghibli movies are like if someone took all of your fondest, softest childhood dreams and put them into a film

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seven nights of carnal passion in my lean-to

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seven nights of carnal passion in my lean-to

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dumb argument with a friend, so

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it’s actually wild how terrified of the general public most usamericans are. like you don’t realize it if you’re someone who mostly walks and takes transit and spends a lot of time in populous public spaces but then you talk to one of the thousands of people that seemingly never set foot in any public space besides a parking garage or a starbucks and you suddenly understand why it’s so easy for fascist rhetoric about the dangerous alien to take root. this country’s median voter pretty much never interacts with strangers who aren’t their coworkers or people they met on dating apps

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can now report that harvesting from the garden by flashlight does feel a lot like a first person pov veggie-based horror video game