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I'm really surpised this Simpsons moment isn't a big meme on here.

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the duplicitous and scheming radical left tricked me into eating too much rice and now my tummy hurts

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mlp human au where Rarity mentions that she's having car problems to Applejack who volunteers to come over and fix it (she's butch and knows how to change her own oil and thinks that means she can do anything) but she can't get it to work so she begrudgingly agrees to call Rainbow Dash (who has dabbled in semi-illegal car modifications on her shitty second hand sedan) and she comes over all smug but she also can't fix it so they call Twilight who explains that while yes she did study electrical engineering for a while it by no means makes her a mechanic

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reblog if you would give cheeses to these meeces

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My Deltarune fic has been updated with a new chapter and a substantial rewrite to one old one! This new chapter will be a more chill, cool down chapter, but I am already really excited to show you where it goes from here.

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thanks

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My Deltarune fic has been updated with a new chapter and a substantial rewrite to one old one! This new chapter will be a more chill, cool down chapter, but I am already really excited to show you where it goes from here.

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now yall know what time it is

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Someone at PETA is just, uncontrollably horny all the time.

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It is almost chrismas. Y'know what that means

a kiss under the mistletow 😁. the missletoe 😁. the misseltowe 😁. the misseltoe 😁. the missiletoe 😁. the mistleto 😁. the mistletoe 😁