calamitascalliope
Currently Suffering From Deltarune Disease
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Icon by @vriska. I go by Calliope or Callie, she/her, trans lesbian. Polyam and dating three wonderful cuties 馃挄. 25 My title can give you a clue about what I'm obsessing over. I tag 18+ stuff as Osha Noncompliant
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calamitascalliope 35 minutes ago
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I'm really surpised this Simpsons moment isn't a big meme on here.
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calamitascalliope 1 hour ago
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the duplicitous and scheming radical left tricked me into eating too much rice and now my tummy hurts
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calamitascalliope 2 hours ago
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mlp human au where Rarity mentions that she's having car problems to Applejack who volunteers to come over and fix it (she's butch and knows how to change her own oil and thinks that means she can do anything) but she can't get it to work so she begrudgingly agrees to call Rainbow Dash (who has dabbled in semi-illegal car modifications on her shitty second hand sedan) and she comes over all smug but she also can't fix it so they call Twilight who explains that while yes she did study electrical engineering for a while it by no means makes her a mechanic
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calamitascalliope 3 hours ago
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reblog if you would give cheeses to these meeces
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calamitascalliope 3 hours ago
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My Deltarune fic has been updated with a new chapter and a substantial rewrite to one old one! This new chapter will be a more chill, cool down chapter, but I am already really excited to show you where it goes from here.
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calamitascalliope 3 hours ago
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thanks
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calamitascalliope 5 hours ago
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calamitascalliope 5 hours ago
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calamitascalliope 6 hours ago
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My Deltarune fic has been updated with a new chapter and a substantial rewrite to one old one! This new chapter will be a more chill, cool down chapter, but I am already really excited to show you where it goes from here.
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calamitascalliope 6 hours ago
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now yall know what time it is
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calamitascalliope 6 hours ago
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Someone at PETA is just, uncontrollably horny all the time.
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calamitascalliope 6 hours ago
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It is almost chrismas. Y'know what that means
a kiss under the mistletow 馃榿. the missletoe 馃榿. the misseltowe 馃榿. the misseltoe 馃榿. the missiletoe 馃榿. the mistleto 馃榿. the mistletoe 馃榿
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