calamitascalliope

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i need people to know that when Dirk Strider makes a big deal about the “fall of western civilisation” it’s because he has a reactionary RETVRN style relationship to the usamerican 21st century. that’s his whole shtick

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dirk not knowing about dave's paleontology interest from the info he's picked up on alpha dave can be seen as an allegory for t girl dave

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Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

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oh you searched for incest on some trans girl’s account and found posts where she romanticizes being loved by the family that disowned her? do you feel powerful? do you feel good because you found a way to validate your own preexisting notions about how because she’s a trans woman she must automatically be some weird freak pervert who deserves to be shunned from society? do you feel good about that? are you gonna think about how you’re not a weird creep who likes incest like her when you call your girlfriend mommy tonight?

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What if what Aladdin meant by a whole new world, he was just gonna get Jasmine high as shit to see the world from a stoner’s point of view?

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Scary dom girls deserve to be the little spoon

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Need to ask Brisker Gulity Gears what her leg day routine looks like

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hattsune miku

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Personally I think that battle sims like showdown would still be a thing in the pokemon world. Cuz like picture this: you are ten years old and the only Pokémon you have access to is the elderly family Sunflora. You love Sunny to death but also literally every media you consume involves Pokémon battles and champions and cool ass fights. Sunny is too old to fight and your neighbor’s Gothita is too young. One day on the playground your friend tells you about this cool website that lets you battle pokemon on the computer. Later that night you boot up the family computer and instantly realize that this website lets you play as GROUDON (!!!!). There’s no going back from there.

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disco elysium from cuno's perspective

SAVOIR FAIRE [Easy: Success] - You throw a rock at the corpse.

SAVOIR FAIRE [Easy: Success] - You throw a rock at the corpse.

SAVOIR FAIRE [Easy: Success] - You throw a rock at the corpse.

SAVOIR FAIRE [Easy: Success] - You throw a rock at the corpse.

SAVOIR FAIRE [Easy: Su

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gonna start posting my cookiefish writing exercises cuz rn they have nowhere to go….! i’m always trying out new ideas so usually i see if they stick by writing out a little dialogue first. and if i like it, i keep it and refine it! if i don’t then. i don’t HEHE