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controversial post but you ever see someone's real dick and think "oh that actually is too big, go away demon"

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Have some more ✨Suggestive Boots✨

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This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

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People don't appreciate the patience we russian tumblr psyops have in between the US election years. there are 3 years when we have to keep acting like actual people with actual opinions. this is truly an unthanked job

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fake ass pathetic man liker i bet you dont even fantasize about pushing him down stairs and making him cry

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“This representation was groundbreaking for the time and a lot of people liked it” and “This may have aged poorly and many modern audiences from the group don’t feel represented by it and are bothered by aspects of it” are not mutually exclusive

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outfit swaps

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Considering that the death rate of going through your windshield is 90%, I have to wonder what the survivability of being stopped by your windshield is.

*bleeding to death because the paramedics can’t break the windows to get me out of my stupid fucking truck* heha well at least i dont have to worry about the friggin Zombie Apocalypse… awesomesauce 😎

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OP is more powerful and braver than any US Marine.

OCs Commission for @/metztli 💖

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Drops this freak in your ask box

i made fanart of this freak in my inbox.

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please listen to albums someitmes youll be amazed at what an artists songs do when theyree in an order they made. for you to listen to. etc

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soon enough i’ll forget the actual plot of le mis and all i’ll be able to remember is “youre a dangerous nun. yes 666.” “my name is jaj valjeaj” “and im jajvert”