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the wildest derek dieworkwear series of events so far and that’s saying something
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Hey there's a bit of planet that doesn't have craters from colonies on it.
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Hey. That's okay. We have
A third colony to drop.
Just don't die homoerotically with me while we try to hold it up with our BARE HANDS.
My understanding of Gundam
If you have a problem, drop a colony on it.
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Colony drop didn't solve your problem?
Drop another colony on it.
My understanding of Gundam
If you have a problem, drop a colony on it.
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My understanding of Gundam
If you have a problem, drop a colony on it.
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story about a man who only ever dated women bodybuilders and is now dating a chubby guy: this was different from being with a woman. women, with their sharp edges and hard bodies, tongues battling for dominance. Josh was all soft curves and smooth skin,
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This is what Rasputin would've wanted.
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sex is too complicated. im calling the whole thing off
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