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Värmland, Sweden (November 29, 2020).

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Who's excited for Yule?

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Hozier Unreleased Songs

Pre-Debut

Wasteland, Baby!

Unreal Unearth

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“We had some great Christmases.”

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WTF IS EVEN SUBTEXT? WHAT IS SUB ABOUT THIS TEXT?

> episode about cheating husbands and too-forgiving wives

> revolves around dean's desire for the darkness (which he had been hiding from sam- even telling casifier to not tell him about it,) and also starts w/ dean sleeping with someone and sam not being too fond of that yet, of course, forgiving

> dean paired with the cheating husband. sam paired with and directly paralleled to the forgiving wife who was fighting for her marriage (empathizing with her, the episode's villain making him a target, him making a bunch of excuses for dean re:amara).

> "yes, i knew" "that surprise you?" "but i thought we still had a chance" "and i know you've also beaten yourself up a million times over it. but where has that gotten us?" "guess i'm just weeding out the idiots. And you're next." "And i'm sorry to do that to you." "I got it, dean."

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When you realize you have two days to make Christmas presents for five people 😱

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real yearners know that they can even feel nostalgic about the present moment

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controversial opinion but ive suffered enough and should get everything i want for forever from now on and also im pretty cute

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I was at a bookstore looking through the art section and I saw a spine that said The Camden Town Nudes which was interesting because this didn’t seem like the bookstore where I would ever find something like that and I wanted to have a casual look but like. This also wasn’t exactly the bookstore where you felt like you could look at naked pictures let alone just suggestive paintings of them, it’s a really small shop as well, so I was like right I’ll just take a quick peek, I’m an art student, I love history, maybe I’ll buy it. I looked both ways and saw the shopkeep had left momentarily and no one was about, so I opened it and found it was an entire book featuring nude Edwardian women all painted by Walter Sickert between 1905-1912 and it was actually quite a revolutionary set of paintings for its time given that it featured very raw depictions of working class nude women in dark London instead of the elegant, white bedsheet clad, Demure middle and upper class women usually depicted.

And of course RIGHT as I flip to this lady’s boobs practically taking up an entire double page spread, every customer in a 5 mile radius appeared from around the corners of the shelf including the shopkeep and immediately regressing to a wet, pathetic Edwardian man from 1908, startled, I dropped the large book which caused a giant SLAP on the floor in this already silent store thus causing all patrons to look down at me scrambling on my knees to close a giant book of Edwardian boobs and let me tell you it would not have been nearly as funny had I not immediately felt like some Edwardian local pervert who just tried to sneak a cheeky peek at the erotic book in the bookstore only to drop it dramatically causing a scene, red up to his ears trying to shove it back on the shelf. Like such a casual and normal thing in modern day but looking at Edwardian women suddenly turned it into this egregious act as I apparently became possessed by the spirit of a moustached man in a bowler hat and morning coat going Good Heavens I mustn’t gaze upon these images in public lest the constable haul me away!

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🌷Purple tulips🌷- symbolizes royalty

King Howard after seeing the chemistry his son and heir Prince Anthony had with Lord Peter at a recent ball deciding to arrange a betrothal between the pair. After all Lord Peter was the beloved nephew of his ally King Benjamin so the match would be good politically speaking as it would help tie the kingdoms closer together. But it would also hopefully be a good match domestically something much much rarer

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To the Gods lost to time

We may have no way of knowing your name, but we do know you. We know you existed.

We may have no way of knowing what purpose you served in your pantheon, but we appreciate the work that you did, and the work you continue to do.

You may be older than what we think of as the first civilizations, you may be older than evolution, but thank you for being with our ancestors.

Thank you for holding their hands, teaching them how to hunt, which plants were edible, how to walk, how to develop.

It's because of you that humanity exists in the way we know today.

I'm sorry you've been lost to time.

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why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees

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One quiet day on the farm, the Little Red Hen found some wheat seeds and decided to make bread.

"Who will help me plant these seeds?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Horse "But I'm a workhorse, and I'm too busy moving carts around."

And so the Little Red Hen planted the seeds by herself. And they grew into bountiful golden crops.

"Who will help me harvest the wheat?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Dog "But I'm a guarddog, and I'm too busy keeping away burglars and predators."

And so the Little Red Hen harvested the wheat herself and made it into flour.

"Who will help me bake the flour?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Pig "But I'm a mother of 5 newborn piglets, and I'm too busy taking care of my young."

And so the Little Red Hen baked the bread herself into twenty beautiful loaves.

"Who will help me eat the bread?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"We would." said the Farm Animals. "But we're ashamed, for we didn't do anything to make the bread."

"Nonsense!" said the Little Red Hen. "You, Horse, helped move around the stones that built my oven. You, Dog, kept me safe while I worked. And you, Pig, are raising a new generation of Farm Animals, who will too contribute to our Farm one day. You've all helped me so much by simply being you."

"Besides," the Little Red Hen added. "I couldn't possibly eat all the loaves on my own, most of them would go to waste. Come, eat with me."

And so the Little Red Hen and the Farm Animals ate the bread together. And all saw their own, and each other's, worth.

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people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them