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#this will never get old (ļ¾ ā āæ ā)ļ¾ *:ļ½„ļ¾ā§*:ļ½„ļ¾ā§
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This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - āIām Yoursā using two Nokia Phone
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This is what happens to me EVERY DAMN NIGHT
hw tonight was interesting, all on one topic, and wont actually take me 4 hours to finish so. nice.
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my uncle
-is allergic to chocolate -is physically incapable of laughter (it comes out as a hiss, like steam escaping a pipe) -has weird long vampire teeth -once led a chemical attack on some college students who had bullied his high school chemistry class -named his bicycle Tom Bombadil -got hired twice for the same job as himself and his fake identical twin because his boss wouldnāt hire him full time -is the only member of my family to have shown me open and unconditional support -is a clean-cut nerdā¦ who used to be a psychedelic Deadhead and follow them around on tour -enjoys snacking on an exercise formula called āgooā; his favorite flavor is āplainā. Plain goo. He gave me a box of it for Christmas once and itās as gross as it sounds. -cannot touch mangos -teaches meditation seminars at his Buddhist temple -has begun studying magic -used to be obsessed with cults, especially Scientology, and would justā¦ spy on their temples -is so fucking weird -used to drive a car that heād covered entirely in plastic lizards, until someone stole it -is terrified of the flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz and still has nightmares about them
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For someone so desperate for fanfiction, I sure am picky as hell
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i hope in 2017 i get a snickers ice cream bar
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who is putting these weird fucking clickbait ads on tumblr anyway
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Countdown to Season 6: 22 Days untilā¦ ā³ The Greatest of True Love Stories
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aka reincarnation au cs | requested by @hedabitch
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The struggle
i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im likeĀ ādo yall have sweet tea??ā and theyre likeĀ āno sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!ā llike no you fucking yankee because now the tea is already cold so the sugar wont dissolve in it and itll all just sink the bottom and be nasty learn basic fucking solubility this is 9th grade chemistry thats why sweet tea exists in the first place you fucking heat the tea up to make it and then while its still hot you add the sugar and then you chill it and its sweet fucking tea i bet you pronounce pecan like peecan too you four seasons-having piece of shit
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colinodonoghue1:Ā Heās Backā¦ā¦..too!!! Heehee Ā (x)
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