caitlynnewoods

[caitlynnewoods]

Wouldn't jail be fun for like a day though? I mean, how long could they book us for buying a zebra on the black market? Like, we could buy it out of a truck, we didn't know it was stolen. 

YOLO but out of jail would be good.

[caitlynnewoods]

Yolo, am I right?

Would that even be legal?

[caitlynnewoods]

Should we start a petition to make wearing pants illegal yet or?

It took me so long to find a pair of pants this morning.

[caitlynnewoods]

I vote we all just chip in and buy a zebra or some shit. 

I think I want to get another dog but I don’t know what kind.

[caitlynnewoods]

I'm Cait, nice to meet you and all that junk.

So I guess this is the part where I introduce myself? My name’s Nadia.

[caitlynnewoods]

Even think about pointing a gun at me, or a knife, or any other weapon I will hurt you before you even know what is happening.

Selene looked up from the table, where she was cleaning a few of her guns, at the sound of of someone approaching. Instinctively, her hand slid inside her coat to grasp the grip of yet another gun as she raised her head.

[caitlynnewoods]

No, no, I'm working out right now. Gotta stay fit. Maybe I'm just going for the world record on how long you can go without peeing.

You should probably go and pee, for your own safety….does anyone know the answer to that question? Probably not…lets work it out.

[caitlynnewoods]

[caitlynnewoods]

Do you ever just really have to pee, but you don't want to get up so you just lay there being miserable because that's me right now. I wonder how many calories you burn per minute of doing the "potty dance."

[caitlynnewoods]

@caitwoods RT: @ElenaMead: Aye, papi

[caitlynnewoods]

It's very addictive, yes. It's a good show, I'm just pretty sure someone was on acid when writing it.

Now that ya mention it…you’re so right. But yet it’s still pretty addicting.

[caitlynnewoods]

At least we're at an age where we can understand it's fucked up, right? I'm concerned that this is a children's show. 

I like to pretend otherwise, but unfortunately that’s very true.

[caitlynnewoods]

Adventure Time is a pretty fucked up show.

[caitlynnewoods]

[caitlynnewoods]

It's kind of hard to be a drinking buddy with someone you don't even know the name of.

So, is this the part where I have to go through the awkward small talk and introductions, or can I just go straight into asking who wants to be my new drinking buddy?

[caitlynnewoods]

You're not the only new one though, so if you had just acted like you'd been here the whole time and had been hiding you would have been better off.

I feel like the awkward new kid at school.

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