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I think venus flytraps should be intelligent and ambulatory. I think they should get into the cupboards. I think they should purr when you pet them.

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honestly now that you mention it, i sure am.

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one time when i was 17 i watched an episode of doctor who (tennant years) that made me so inconsolable that i went upstairs to my mom and i sobbed like, "please don't make fun of me, i'm so upset about a fake person from a tv show right now i can't stop crying." she let me sit in her lap and tell her all about the episode and i stopped crying and said i felt so stupid and she started laughing and she said, "i once cried this hard in college over a star trek episode. want to hear about it?" i said yes and then while she told me about the episode she got upset all over again 30 years later and she started crying and then i started laughing about it so hard i started crying again

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eat an entire can of sweetened condensed milk. you deserve it.

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Today, March 27th, is Uni’s 5th birthday!

Thank you for coming into my life.

Please say "Happy Birthday Uni" to him! :3

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Soda Pop: A highly carbonated soda drink. It can be used to restore 50 HP to a single Pokémon.

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life sized needlefelted mouse :)

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sometimes someone will casually mention using chatgpt or some other generative ai thing and I can actually feel the little

above my head

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chunks, huh?

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"you better not be littlest pet shop teensies whale when i get there!"

my stupit ass:

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spreadsheets have got to be up there in the 10 inventions of humanity

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“Be true to your most shiny self!”

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youre not better than other people just because you listen to weird music

yes I am

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