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when I was a kid you had to do the charlie the unicorn voice whether you liked it or not. you had to say candy mountain charlieeee in the voice. not like these days
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i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person
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this article is behind a paywall but i'm obsessed with the headline + photo combo
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perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night
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The difference between 👀 and 👁️👁️ to me
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There's no reason for any character to be a cop like was Nancy Drew a cop? Naur she was just nosy as hell and I respect that
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one time i was having sex and i was going “i’m yours i’m yours i’m yours” and then my partner stopped all of a sudden and said “can we talk about new kinks before we introduce them during sex” and i was like yeah what but it turned out she thought i was saying im a horse im a horse im a horse
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