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Any tips for not falling into permanent despair?

I suppose remembering that there is no greater act of defiance that living a full life

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Normalize this response

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blocked because your interpretation of that character doesn’t match the way they act in my bedtime narrative i imagine when i’m falling asleep every night

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Here’s something I drew with Barrie and Mach to commemorate the 1 year anniversary of Ethereal Workshop Wave 3! HAPPY BIRTHDAY PIPLASH MY BABY BOI!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and Vhenshun too I guess…

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New York City ballet production of Midsummer Nights Dream

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Reblog this to ease the back pain of the person you reblogged it from

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Life-changing OCD hack is learning that you can literally call poison control to check if you fucked up and took medications wrong in a way that could kill you instead of having a panic attack while reading reddit and quora threads for an hour. They won't even be mad at you. Like obviously don't do it every day or something but genuinely you can do this if you need to

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damn, she’s a bad bitch. oh they’re nonbinary? my bad. damn, they’re a bad person

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Wild that folks keep saying beekeepers abuse bees as if bees are not both venomous flying animals and fully unionized

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my perfect crime? I memorize the entirety of the macy’s store inventory. I then go on aliexpress.com and find exact replicas of every single purse in the store. I break in at 3am, and replace every purse with a cheaper version of the purse. I take my real purses home and open up an online store on the darknet featuring fake purses. I then sell these real purses as fake purses, making it so that when the feds catch on to my antics, they spend countless years trying to figure out who can replicate purses this well, and who is selling them. Soon an entire division of the FBI is dedicated to finding me and figuring out how my “fake” purses appear to be real. 45 years later they finally trace my ip address and break into my villa in texas and shoot me right in the leg when i attempt to flee. While this would normally not be a fatal wound, due to my constant devotion to my online fake real purse storefront i have suffered an iron deficiency for 35 years. My blood can’t clot and I start to bleed out. Turns out the woman who shot me was a girl who i made out with once in college, and she holds my dying body in her arms and asks me how my fake purses were so real. I spend the last moments of my fleeting life telling her about how every five years i break into a different Macy’s and replace all the purses, and that the purses I have been selling online for a severely discounted price were actually all real, and I have been doing this purely for the gag of it all. When my former college girlfriend gets home from work after rightfully murdering me for my crimes, she goes into her walk in closet, looks at the 13 gucci purses she owns, and realizes that they’re all fakes.

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if a werewolf dies but they were an organ donor does someone get a new kidney that turns into a wolf kidney once a month