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so tired of people shipping hannigram, as if will would ever be with an old man like hannibal 🤡

yeah hannibal being older is the dealbreaker and not the severed body parts in his fridge

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take me to snurch (snail church)

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‘You’re mine,’ Eddie snarls, eyes flashing as he tangles his hand in Steve’s hair, grips it tight, makes his eyes water. ‘Mine to ruin.’ Steve smashes their lips together. ‘Ruin me, then,’ he pleads, hisses. ‘Do it. Fuck me up, Little Bit.’

"You're Divine" by Mommy @azrielgreen

Redraw of this old piece (below)

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Me at age 13, exhausted at school after staying up all night to read fanfic: I can’t wait until I’m an adult and I can stay up reading without any consequences!

Me, an adult, exhausted at work after staying up all night reading fanfic: Fuck.

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Life cycle of our Sun, from beginning to end~

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all I have to do is dreeaaaam~

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Nicole W. Lee, from "Even the Dust"

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When I’m reading smut and the author breaks the flow of the story so that the characters can tell us that they have enthusiastic consent it feels exactly like when Dora the Explorer looks directly into the camera and says ‘Seat belts so we can be safe!’ anytime she gets into a motorized vehicle.

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Do you have any tips for when a guy likes their neck being kissed? Like, if he likes that how could I take it further?

rip his throat out

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just saw a fanfic on ao3 have a dedication for chatgpt... that section is meant for your horny perverted mutual who proofread your work, you violated sacred law and you will be torn apart and laid bare btw

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— Nikita Gill

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i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

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Angels Before Man Heaven bathhouse ASMR roleplay where an angel scrubs your back and timidly calls you one of God's most handsome creations

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i like to think sam and dean have one shitty shovel and one good one in the impala because if you have two of something, one is inevitably going to be better and nicer and more desirable. and dean and sam fight over the good one every. time. cause they each think they deserve the good shovel. but we don’t see this of course. and when it’s just sam and cas they take turn and keep a mental list of whose turn it was to use the good shovel last because fair is fair. and when it’s dean and cas they both offer the other one the good shovel because that’s romance, that’s love, wanting someone else to dig up a grave with a shovel whose blade stays firmly in place