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Rip stanley you would have loved Avon

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this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

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why don't you listen to some mbmbam and maybe you'll calm down

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PJO but it’s almost every time they say ‘boy’ in Monster Factory (aka my internal monologue during the show)

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if we're going to date, you may have to defeat the seven podcasts i'm currently hyper-fixating on

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I want the mcelroys to do an episode of dropouts breaking news so bad it would be so funny justin wouldn’t be able to get a word out he’d be wheezing the whole time

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If Justin McElroy a 40 year old cis white man from West Virginia can casually come up with the sentence "boys of all genders" then i think there is hope for us all in this transgender world.....

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petition for mbmbam to have brittany broski on as their next guest star

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no no, all of you are wrong. trans men start testosterone so afysco will be in their vocal range. god i thought this was common knowledge

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my favorite ongoing bit in mbmbam is when justin or travis starts talking about a subject they know nothing about and u can hear griffins shit eating smile as he starts asking them to elaborate. and then they get entirely off topic for like 45 minutes bc they start making shit up

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Time to play my favorite game: is it a universal college thing to literally be hit on every single day of the school year or is one year on T just treating me really well ?

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Speaking in several layers of irony and internet speak is all fun and games until you catch yourself saying “Welp!, im logging off for the night!, dattebayo sigmas” in the gc

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“the first time I tried edibles I stared at a wall for hours” the first time I tried edibles I took 15 mg and went on r/BallBusting and started crying laughing at these men just getting. SOCKED in the nads

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'I'm scared of my partner going through my phone bc of my "my eyes only" ' girl I have sonnets in my notes app that I wouldn't read aloud if they threatened to put me in the brazen bull