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that picture of the guy holding his cat under one arm and a sword in the other but it’s me protecting chikorita from the haters

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When Everything Everywhere All at Once said “The only thing I do know is that we have to be kind. Please, be kind, especially when we don’t know what’s going on" 

When the Good Place said “Why choose to be good every day when there is no guaranteed reward now or in the afterlife… I argue that we choose to be good because of our bonds with other people and our innate desire to treat them with dignity. Simply put, we are not in this alone.” 

When Jean-Paul Sartre said ”‘Hell is other people’ is only one side of the coin. The other side, which no one seems to mention, is also ‘Heaven is each other’. Hell is separateness, uncommunicability, self-centeredness, lust for power, for riches, for fame. Heaven on the other hand is very simple, and very hard: caring about your fellow beings.“

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Outfit

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imagine drunk driving this bitch

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Remember that time all the Pokemon just ate good-ass looking food in the middle of the forest and got drunk.

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actually if i were orpheus i would have gotten scary brain surgery in an evil basement so i could forget to remember to forget that my wife was or wasn't behind me

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pussy from a guy who was "the weird girl" growing up

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call me easily amused but i still think it's so funny to go "who said that" after saying something wildly horny

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lol

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The opposite of “manic pixie dream girl” is “depressed goblin nightmare man,” and, judging by this site, it’s just as attractive to some.

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1930 Woman with Greyhounds

Credit: Jean-Gabriel Domergue

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