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New macklemore “thrift store 2”

In the thrift shop at the hospital Found some clothes they dont need anymore Put the coat on and gain their memories

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Yukihiro Takahashi

1952 - 2023

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fucked up Homer Simpson from a The Simpsons: Hit & Run concept art found on the game's source code leak really said "fuck surveillance states"

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Help !!! Im stranded on a island where the only food is 1 acorn with 1000000000mg thc & u have to eat it in 1 bite

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Cyberpunk 2077 players: omg all this crime, homeless ppl, hostile design on public benches, rude destitute people, and trash everywhere this is a grim dark dystopian future omgggg

Basically any Californian in the Bay Area or LA:

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some game dev in circa 2003: hey can we get a song for our scrimblo bimblo french comic book licensed game lol

guy about to fucking go primal beast mode and drop the hardest breakbeat track in the universe: ok

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TRIPLE SIX FIVE FORKED TONGUE SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL HOW I SHOT IT ON ONE TAKING IT BACK TO THE DAYS OF TRYING TO LOSE CONTROL SWERVING IN A BLAZE OF FIRE RAGING THROUGH MY BONES OH SHIT I’M FEELIN IT TAKYOOON HELL YEAH FUCK YEAH I FEEL LIKE KILLIN IT TAKYOOON

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“Why the fuck the little scroll bar has these little horizontal lines?!” OK, i will tell you … this is to mimic little raised ridges the ridges would provide friction with a finger, if it was a physical slider … this intuitively tells you that the strange object is to be slid like a slider … this is known as … “Skeuomorphic design”! Thanks for listening. have a safe drive home everyone [turns off the projector & leaves out the back door] [gets in my car & puts the key in the ignition] [turns key & my car explodes due to a car bomb, i die]

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“content” “platform” “creators” “monetization” “revenue” “microinfluencers” “algorithm” “trends” “lifestyle” “authenticity” “parasocial”

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i dont mean to sound like a doomer but personally i find it simultaneously interesting and terrifying to think of how the internet will evolve over the next 20 years. in the last 10 years alone it has gone from one of the most unifying and free spaces for the average person to an active tool of corporate and government surveillance. this platform that was once a safe haven for many people to speak freely is now an ad-ridden temporal booby trap that can go off at any time. the internet has been thoroughly decimated by the presence of venture capitalism, and i am concurrently saddened to watch this happen in real time, and curious to see what will eventually replace it as the go-to counterculture platform

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this is my favorite video ever

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 versions of this meme have been around forever but now it’s been circulating like this and nobody can figure out when someone added scruffy to it

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