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 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

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The gambling ad on the picture of Lucas on the 10 times stolen tweet is fucking killing me

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scratch scratch (unmute)

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I think when you apply to be the guy that designs university websites you have to verify that you have never studied web design

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Demons are real and they write for the new york times.

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can i show you guys the funniest friggin. palm tree

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Absolutely insane gif I found on twitter

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i refuse to get rid of this sweater until it’s just a single thread left

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peem poom

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Idk about y'all but I personally think anyone referring to scars, vitiligo, and cellulite as a fetish thing is saying more about themselves than they realize they are.

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Has it already been proposed that Hatsune Miku is essentially the digital age successor to the cultural niche originally established by Betty Boop, did I see that somewhere or is it a weird thing my autism told me

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Can you make hideo kojima he's my favorite gamer

i made hideo kojima from twitter in dress to impress

thanks for the request!

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how am I supposed to get any work done when my youtube recommendations are this enticing